Terra Cotta

I am 45 minutes into the post scrum parking lot discussing how we should handle jira hygiene. Please kill me.

The amount of money I spend annually to watch this garbage team is depressing. Still winless at home since the Kirk memorial.

How bad is Carson Beck that the cardinals aren’t even trying him in a game?

My daughter unprompted to a friend over for dinner, “who do you trust with your life?” Other kid instantly replied, “i’d die for my dog.” Kids are weird as hell

After three months on hormones my estradiol/testosterone levels are within healthy ranges for a 40 year old woman. Biology is wild.

Imagine you pour your heart out to your therapist and you find out he wojaked you

Charlie Brown has said he will redistribute his hoes

lmao how do the rams lose that?

Parquet Courts licensing their music to Starbucks will remain insane to me.

I'll never forgive you for having Speedball go out first Tony Khan. Terrible booking decision 🤼

Jon Moxley is the best wrestler AEW has ever signed.

Daniel Garcia as the dorky younger brother of the group is wonderful 🤼

I am by no means a man ass connoisseur but is Mark Davis really bringing enough to the table to justify being called dunkzilla? 🤼

Damn Moxley really got split open there 🤼

Listened to the Cameron Winter album too many times and now Apple Music thinks I’m depressed p

I quit a job after 2 weeks because another company finally got back to me with a 63% raise. The other company ended up being awful and I went back to the original company.

I did not realize Billy Strings could shred

What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026

STOP LETTING JD VANCE MEET POPES

I wonder if data centers becoming military targets will change the political will for more international meddling.

Thank you random dude in front of my in Fred Meyer wearing the Cody Rhodes shirt and chain wallet. Referring me to as ma’am and my daughter’s mom. That meant a lot.

History of Concrete is maybe too meta but very funny and you should see it.

goty minesweeper.mikelacher.com

Every time I try to make my own outfit it ends up very Mormon coded

Was not expecting to hear Parquet Courts' wide awake in a Starbucks commercial. WTF. Can't commit to being cool like. Fugazi I guess

An overeager guest donning a keyblade was sent home from a local swingers event after making a scene. paletteswap.site/dif...

MTG in-universe pro wrestling set. A wrestling championship brings together some of the Multiverse's strongest (and silliest) grapplers, who will all vie for the Interplanar Belt. The setting: Theros

This bank is playing reel big fish’s sell out lmao

What was Maro’s vote on unionization and how can I link it to FIRE design

Thank you AI fantasy summary for referring to me as she and her repeatedly. That was a nice random surprise.

Refs are in the tank for the Giants. Terrible no call on that clear pass interference

a dish soap bragging that they're the only soap approved for cleaning oil spills of animals is grim af

Is the Giants D waking up or are they remembering they're playing the 2026 Arizona Cardinals?

Best use of Counting Crows I can remember

Did not realize I’ve been pronouncing miasma wrong my entire life.

I was not prepared for the close up dipping sauce scene in Camp Miasma

Love this city

This is me trying to dress femme

*miss piggy voice* Didn’t I do it for you?

Really fucked up to have a sad pet commercial during the sad wrestling show 🤼

I did not expect PAC to be a big fan of reggae 🤼