Turtle the Wizard

w/o downloading anything new where are you mentally 🤼‍♂️

No cheating: your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

“I think it’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment..." -also that guy

If you see this, quote with a gif you can hear.

THE CHILDREN WERE ACTIVELY PRAYING WHEN THE GUY WITH A GUN WALKED INTO THEIR SCHOOL!!! THEY WERE AT. MASS. So... can we do away with this "thoughts and prayers" HORSESHIT!? GUN. CONTROL. NOW. I'm beyond sick of all of this. apnews.com/live/minneap...

Hulk Hogan didn't get me into wrestling. Mankind did.

So far, my favorite part of WWE Evolution is the gaggle of gays in the crowd along the entrance ramp near the ring. Wrestling is for the queers! 🏳️‍🌈

Much of BDSM is built on a festering foundation of toxic masculinity and assumptions of ridid patriarchal gender roles. But people aren't ready to talk about that...

After extensive research I have determined that I am the only monogamous person on the far left...

So... the main event of Money in the Bank is a pointless tag team match involving a YouTuber... not the Money in the Bank ladder match... I wanna be a both-companies-are-good wrestling fan, but BOY is WWE making that difficult for me...

Where can a millennial mutant like myself look to date that isn't: an app, a place with alcohol, or a place that costs money to be there? Or... is my charming AuDHD ass just gonna cruise this sewer alone forever?

Overwhelmed with feelings of abject loneliness today...

Is it just me or is Renee Paquette dressed like a sexy substitute teacher in that horse vest? #aew #collision

Share a purple character

I was today's years old when I learned it's "tibia and fibUla," not "tibia and fibia." I learned this watching AEW Beach Break, a professional wrestling show... I'm a goddamned master's degree recipient...

A Soviet era Venus exploration pod is going to crash into earth on my birthday. And I'm in the expected danger zone... my luck is far too fickle for this many coincidences. Been nice knowing ye www.sciencenews.org/article/sovi...

That's a pretty fucked up thing to say in any language, @duolingoverde.bsky.social

Online dating be like... Her profile: PLEASE be able to hold an interesting conversation! I'm so tired of boring people! My opening: *is something witty, funny, calls specific attention to things in her bio, and asks an open ended question about her weekend* Her response: It's fine. Me: 🤡🤡🤡

On this holiest of Easters my 12 y/o son brought me a gift of hope... by asking me what songs he should start with to get into Wu-Tang Clan

Hear me out: FTR wins the tag team titles and have a 9 month reign only to lose the titles to their baby face counterparts, The Outrunners. Make this happen @aewontv.bsky.social @truthmagnum.bsky.social

Ffffucksake... no. Big no. Hardest NO of my goddamned life. Now fuck off you goddamned bug wearing an Edgar suit...

"So come on, come on Out from underneath who you were..."

Applying for jobs makes me feel so fucking depressed... it's as bad if not worse than dating apps...

Shit on nü metal all you like, but bands like Coal Chamber, KoRn, and Limp Bizkit broke the genre barriers of heavy metal in the 90s and made it possible for a band like Sleep Token to exist

This is a real tweet posted by the official White House government account. Yes, really.

I took the devil's number of steps walking into work this morning...

Oof. Being at work while listening to Sleep Token and reading my own poetry about my mortgage foreclosure back in 2010 was not the move... gonna have to call out sad for the rest of the afternoon...

Reinstalled a select few dating apps after ~9 months off. And now all my targeted ads are for age gap dating apps, and I find it horribly creepy. I mean, I get that I'm 40. But please just show me folx roughly in my generation, not in my son's...

Please help and/or share if you're willing and able, thank you! www.gofundme.com/f/help-keep-... #singlemom

THANK FUCKING GAWD. The "left" in America has drifted right since Regan and it's disgusting. These two would be centrist moderates in most European countries...

Post a ship that's not Star Wars or Star Trek

If you want a general strike you are going to have to work for it. Commitment numbers are still too low. Commit here: generalstrikeus.com #3E #GSUS #GeneralStrike

Oh, BOO-and let me emphasize this next piece)-FUCKING-HOO

Hey... check out this handy list of people who need to be voted out next time they're up for reelection.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

Researching my genealogy and I discovered that Aaron Burr is my 9x great cousin... which is kinda cool I suppose

We get messages and comments regularly telling us to strike now or to ask why it’s taking so long… So share our pinned post on your feeds. Tag every major unbiased independently owned media outlet. Tag every activist group you follow. Speak about us at your next protest. Pass out our flyers.

Learning Irish and I just put together that a nurse student is a "data altra" and now that phrase is all I can say today

Is Stephan Smith wrestling in this match? He taken at least 3 boots to the head in the match

NOAA is an absolute mess, and it’ll be worse tomorrow. Please help us. There have already been over 1,000 terminations. It’s not just layoffs—Elon Musk and his staffers are trying to completely dismantle us. Today, there were tons of firings, and more are coming tomorrow.