Tim Brady

I’m so glad this is happening to the Rays and not the Guardians.

I think Ty Jerome might be better than Sam Merrill. #letemknow

tom brady saying roughing rules are too soft now

Dodgers fans to Rays fans with 4–0 leads.

Oscar Gamble would be rolling in endorsement money if he played now.

Love when the guy doing a national media buy for a local race texts me to ask for a dollar.

Cleveland baseball.

NOW the balls are hitting the gloves of the Rays and going for base hits?

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If someone made fun of my stutter and his last name was Smallwood, I think I know what angle I would take. #war #hbo

How does espn list Georges Niang as an off season departure from the Cavs this season? @espn.com pay attention! #letemknow

Thank God this pre-taped open for Cavs-Sixers is all about the Knicks.

Gonna start Nobody Wants This S3 and try not to think about how these characters are in their 40s.

Dear Set Decorators: The graffiti can’t look like it was all done on the same day.

It’s wild to watch The Diplomat, where they think long and hard about words the president says.

Snap back to reality…

GO BREWERS!

I’m excited to see if the Rays can add to their vast collection of World Series championships. What’s that? None? Sorry, I’ve just been listening to the announcers.

Rasmussen is dealing. What’s with all the blush? #guardsball

Jane Lynch Glee Meme: “I’m about to put so many runners on with two outs.” And send.

Bullpen idea: Let Steven Kwan throw strikes from Left Field. #guardsball

This is not the “most important start for a Cleveland pitcher in 30 years.” #guardsball

Ohio State vs. Indiana

Holy schmidt !!! Leaving his Georgia rally, Trump misses the open door to The Beast, then wanders around front confused, as his security panics & redirects him back to his limo. Trump waves it off, hoping no one noticed.

Winner of the 2 day power outage candle stink-off is the Birthday Cake candle. (not shown) With a one day performance that smells like it’s gonna be here for awhile.

Was “5” days enough to secure a Dancing with the Stars spot or nah?

If she was truly made in Trump’s image she would say she never wanted to work for him in the first place.

I need to thank SoCal Edison for waiting until after the game before cutting my power. 💨⚡️🔥 #guardsball

Kinda relieved I didn’t make plans to fly to Cleveland for a 7pm start tomorrow. #guardsball

#mubb

Has Blake Snell ever had a good night’s sleep?

I think I liked this Netflix Ben Affleck movie when it was called Highest2Lowest last year. And I didn’t even like that very much.

You can’t just rip off Ron Swanson for your commercials.

We are all Parker Messick’s mom. #guardsball

I don’t have the bandwidth to find all the post ALDS comments from Sox fans saying, “all of this to be swept by the Rays.” #guardsball

Low key thought she was doing a set at The Comedy Store.

I was on the fence about John Husted, but if Trump likes his ass, I guess I’m on board.

How about Jose having the respect for a female reporter by not calling her “bro” when answering the “What kind of pitch did you hit for the home run?” #guardsball

Petey, stay. #guardsball

BOUNTY HUNTER GADDIS. (Can’t believe I missed this joke the first time I posted it.) #guardsball

#guardsball

One might say, “grab some bench.” #guardsball

KKK

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

The only promise Trump has kept is driving down home prices. So, cool. Thanks for that.

Attn: LeBron James

How are those guys not in concussion protocol now? #guardsball

Please let 5 runs be enough…