The Real Twain

You’d have to be a special kind of stupid to bomb a school full of children and still expect to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Indeed.

If you know you know…

Freezing this morning

Moonrise.

I’m on the coalface here!!

Ed Sheeran wanting to remain neutral is sending me lol. Dudes worth £200m+. My brother in Christ if you cannot speak freely who the fuck can lol

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Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.

The day we meet again I'll be waiting there I'll be waiting there for you 'Cause the years have been so lonely Like a dog without a home It's dangerous when you find out You've been drinking on your own

Police officers in Ireland are reportedly threatening to refuse to report for work when Trump visits the country.

Soon you will see me 'Cause I'll be all around you But where I come from I can't tell But don't be alarmed by my fields and my forests They're here for only you to share

And even though I’m feeling good, something tells me I better activate my prayer capsule

Sex is great but have you ever read Edgar Allan Poe whilst enjoying dark chocolate mousse and a vintage bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon in front of a crackling fire in an ominous Victorian mansion under a full moon with the sound of owls in the distance on a cool October night?

🎃 First Halloween Ghosts of Wales talk of the 2026 spooky season done and dusted! Huge thank you, Whitland! I’ll be talking in Swansea tomorrow (another private gig, sorry). Public dates coming soon - as well as an extra-special ghost walk. Yes, ghost walk! 👻 Watch this spooky space...

Well, look at that.

On joining BlueSky, I’d no idea how many of you might follow my account. I saw I’d lost some 6/7000 on X & hoped maybe a small percentage of those might follow me here… but expected nothing. How the hell I managed to get over 50K of you to listen to my wafflings, I’ve no idea! Hugely grateful. 👍

You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.

While Reform is clearly in decline, the grim scenes in Portsmouth last night show where the root of the UK’s problem really lies - a cohort of white people united by hatred.

Two more sleeps before Matt Shea for Channel 4 dispatches blows the lid on Tommy Ten Names. Don't forget to tune in to Channel 4 Wednesday night at 10pm. We will share any external links we get for those who cannot view the channel in their country Stock up on the 🍿folks.

Evening ladies and gentlemen, not that anyone will be remotely arsed but I’m back and taking names. Make sure yours isn’t by acknowledging my superiority and doffing caps when I pass. Godspeed to all

Even as a critic who has tried to write about MJ’s legacy with nuance and grace, I appreciate the clarity the director of Leaving Neverland brings to the table

Men need to women up and know when to help. This is the domestic violence hand signal.

The greatest Christmas song ever ( fight me) beautiful melody amazing words and a cover art by Nick Price. I’m glad it’s under the radar so I play it on my terms. Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas folks. I wish you a hopeful Christmas I wish you a brave new year For anguish and pain and sadness Leave your heart and let your road be clear

Frost: If you want to protect children, why don't you ban assault weapons instead of health care?

"The air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless haste and moaning as they went" ❄👻 Arthur Rackham illustration for 1915 edition of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny.

I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here

www.instagram.com/reel/DP9X5Eb... Yorkshire cunts celebrating the shredding of children

Farewell to John Lodge, bassist and vocalist for the Moody Blues. www.theguardian.com/music/2025/o...

Gypsy (Of A Strange And Distant Time) - The Moody Blues

Moody Blues - Isn't Life Strange

Longtime Moody Blues singer John Lodge dies ‘unexpectedly’

The Moody Blues' John Lodge dead at 82

Criminally underrated and disgracefully ignored . The Moody Blues should be a national treasure and more importantly a lesson for everyone that love understanding and forgiveness are more important than anything and will ultimately defeat hatred

Moody Blues singer and bassist John Lodge dies aged 82

Well that’s shit . RIP

Dear diary. “ Somebody exploded an H-bomb today, but it wasn't anybody I knew".

Seriously if you think I’m shedding a tear for that cunt you’ve come to the wrong shop!

Bootle’s biggest blue is doing my fucking head in.

That decision is why football is fucked! All a big laugh when it goes for you but in any age that is just Fucking ridiculous