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Guys. Just wanted to remind you about this great moment in history.

The only things missing here were the two ferns www.mediaite.com/media/news/5...

Serious cognitive impairment www.mediaite.com/news/trump-d...

Tell us you’ve never been grocery shopping without telling us you’ve never been grocery shopping

To paraphrase Hitchens, Set Your Watch. www.mediaite.com/online/sen-m...

A golden flying palace for me, three dolls for thee.

The worst thing the Republicans are doing right now is giving up any and all right to question or condemn any future unlawful actions by members of the other party. That is frightening because those violations will occur and that party, like this one, will do nothing.

Hmm… you don’t say… www.cnbc.com/2025/05/06/m...

Gold for me, but not for thee

Your daughter doesn’t need so many dolls

Mike Waltz has left the chat.

The guy who brought in his “gold guy” to tacky-up the Oval Office says your kids should only have two dolls apnews.com/article/trum...

Someone please come pick up Grandpa www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-arg...

Every extra day with this guy brings pure comedy gold. Hope he never gets fired. www.mediaite.com/politics/no-...

Lolz

Tbh, Alito would probably sign his own arrest warrant. www.mediaite.com/news/foxs-pe...

Is there another human more unnecessary than Stephen Miller? #rhetoricalquestion

Breaking: The Trump administration must seek to return another man who was improperly deported to El Salvador, a judge ruled.

Don’t worry, guys. I have no intention of winning the Boston Marathon this year. www.cnbc.com/2025/04/22/t...

Oh yeah, completely stable. Not at all about to mentally shatter.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA www.mediaite.com/news/new-yor...

The scariest people are the ones who either aren’t self-aware enough to censor their own crazy thoughts or those who just don’t give a fuck.

Another inspiring holiday greeting from the White House. www.mediaite.com

The Majority Whip and attorney,Tom Emmer, just refused on national television to answer the question of whether or not he was okay with U.S. citizens being deported to El Salvador. Absolutely refused. This is the new “did Russia invade Ukraine” litmus test. Cowards.

The worst part of this whole national nightmare is that I, in no way, trust the other side to right this ship.

“An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." - Sun Tzu

Noem, like so many others in this regime, is an unusually cruel and vile person. If only she would have shot an innocent dog or something similar to warn us in advance… thedispatch.com/article/afgh...

I also hated tariffs back when the left was into them.

The same folks who are complaining about tax dollars used for the trip to El Salvador are cool with us giving the same country millions to hold people denied due process. They’re also cool with this:

Trump's IRS targeting Harvard? In honor of Tax Day, we found these old receipts

“I will never allow the IRS to be used as a political weapon.” —Donald Trump, Oct 2019

WOW. One of the Venezuelans whom Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw

The thing about bullies is that they’re terrified of actual fights; they just love to scare and intimidate. They will also never do their own fighting and will always force someone else to do it for them. Always fight back because they’ll eventually run out of human shields.

Another one. www.reuters.com/world/us/law...

After being told by the Supreme Court to bring Abrego Garcia home, and that it was illegal to send him and others to a foreign gulag without due process, the Trump administration this weekend sent 10 more people to the Salvadoran gulag without process.

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Absolute creep show. 😬

Wonder how these folks at Justice feel about signing away their souls ?

He just testified all morning about the reasons why the tariff policy was going to make America great. Then he checked his phone and realized everything he just said was canceled on Truth Social.

Strangles you until you pass out. Releases just enough for you to catch a breath. Demands credit for saving your life. #artofthesteal

Which step in the deal-making are we on now?

seems like someone might be panican

UNCLE

Does anyone have the breakdown of how much money Congress spends on poster board sign printing? I feel like DOGE really missed an opportunity here.

Where’s JD? www.mediaite.com/online/jd-va...

A narcissist who craves having his name on anything and everything should really enjoy seeing it on a “big beautiful” recession.

“I have not read”

GUYS! GUYS! It’s okay! Some great news to start the week!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 sports.yahoo.com/article/surp...

Charlatan