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Markets & polls going in the same direction tend to do that.

He's an idiot and a coward. Always backs down.

I just saw this in the NYT. Tariffs temporarily rolled back to a uniform 10% across the board except for China.

Like his golf cart cheating, he is already two hours ahead of us suckers.

You called it.

Sorry. I don't feel one bit of relief coming from president Destructo!

Hey, it's canned

Not really. He let his cronies buy up stocks and then switched back, making them 5% gains within minutes at the expense of long term investors - the ones who actually benefit a nation by allowing stuff to be produced and services to be delivered. There is a price tag on that shit.

sing it

It's pathetic. Like a fool selling comic books to children.

I like the idea that for some reason this morning he truly expected the vibes to immediately shift and now is freaking out

One of the Praetorian Guards duties was dealing with Caesars who said things like this.

Pathetic.

Yes! BOGO free! It

This was my read. It feels like an infomercial for ShamWow.

"..... Jamie Dimon...warns the U.S. will likely tip into a recession as Donald Trump’s tariffs go into effect, reflecting the bloodbath on Wall Street over the last five days in response to the economic policies threatening to bring higher inflation and far weaker economic growth."

I certainly didn’t vote for this idiot and say too fucking bad to the fools who did.

At this point, I'd settle for someone who was not actively destroying things.

Who is this 'we' you speak of? I DID NOT VOTE FOR THAT!!! I take my meds daily. I know better.🤣🤣

Cool,more "investors should come in to America" again. That surely says America First when you encourage foreign wealth into the nation, right?

Jamie Dimon had the sads the entire Biden administration that he didn’t get the recession he wanted.

Don't wait do it now!! He's a fucking used car salesman. It's so embarrassing

Exactly, like all the fraud, waste & abuse Leon has identified. Where’s the proof, Jocko?

Makes me uneasy the way he keeps using the word "Boom".

It's the Kmart Bluelight Special

Word. 🙂

If they pass a tax cut, we ride on DC. That will be the fire starter!

He really would be better letting the My Pillow guy take it from here.

Except he's lying. All the time, lying.

🤣

Used Car Dealer Sales Event wordsmithing. But, the car dealers have more integrity in their dealing.

Not gonna lie, Buddy Christ was my first mental image.

Looks like a total free fall to me. Only a few Republicans need to crack to tip the scale away from Trump. How many of them will hold out?

LOLOLOLOL good one!

Panican Shitalker

“No environmental delays” and another “beautiful” piece of bs bill… Dementia texting! Snake-oil gaslighting 😡 …reminiscent of “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!,” just swallow the lies hook, line and sinker

JFC. Sounds like a going out of business mattress sale.

Why is it that everything he says is a projection onto himself?

Lol!

The one thing he promised his would-be oligarch backers, a tax cut. Now, with markets crashing, he's desperate to deliver to the only people he cares about.

“Don’t wait, do it now, before it burns!”

😂😂😂 Hahahahaha!

Chefs kiss on your comment!

Yeah, it's looking real. And after last night, it's looking like he is really losing sleep and really losing touch with reality.

.. Hanking tuff.

He's advertising "electrical hookups" that America is an RV park.

Are they using RVs??

90% of us in states on the northern border are horrified. Canada has always been a good neighbor and a good friend. It kinda feels like having an abusive partner we're struggling to leave, and he's burning down our relationships with friends and family by calling them and saying atrocious shit.

No lie, even Americans are afraid to travel out. If not for air traffic standards being significantly lowered, the possibility of being kidnapped by our own government - even citizens are not safe. None of these are the only problems we’re facing, sadly. It compounds every day. We don’t want it.

I do hope do!

Not just Canada. I don't know the stats but I am sure tourism is down across the board, especially from nonwhite countries. Terrified my South Korean coworker who is going home to see her family soon is not going to be let back in.

And possibly after.

Electric hook-ups? Grampa Donnie thinks we're selling an RV park

What’s the timeline for these huge companies to build plants here probably 5 years at best lol

Come die in a dying country. We'll be polluting the air and filling the rivers and lakes we have left with sludge and garbage. We fired a whole bunch of federal workers and stopped education so you'll have a large pool of forced labor. It's so cool!! Horrible

Running a country by posting on Social Media is the most embarrassing and childish thing ever witnessed in the history of our country.

BE COOL!

well is right that we are booming .... but it is the wrong kind of booming. Also Apple has never left the USA: what the fuck he is talking about

He’s gotten dumber since 2016 so he left out those adjectives. 😜

Sorry one=RECORD NUMBERS.

“Step right up”…snake oil salesman.

Apple and…….. so many others. Didn’t you read?

then look harder

The only BOOM I hear is the one coming from trump’s diaper.

Apple is NOT making iphones here. He is delulu.

Like a desperate, loser pitchman, trying to get someone, anyone, to pay attention to him

Wiener Vibes

I saw all the signs that said TRUMP47. I thought I knew what that meant. Turns out it referred to his IQ.

"Just kidding!"

It's just embarrassing.

Yep. Who is going to negotiate with the known liar?

Still wondering how worldwide tariffs align with a government so small it can be strangled in the tub but I never read Art of the Steal.

"No environmental delays". Its not just enough to be a despicable evil man, he has to be a bond villain

Never leave him alone in the bathroom with his phone... Shit will just spill out.

Always a projection.

“Hurry, hurry children. Mothers, oh mothers do not cry. Let us die with dignity.”

Apparently no one is kissing his ass like he said last night; there were a lot more fuck yous.

Perhaps it has something to do with this. bsky.app/profile/bdem...

He doesn’t care. We’re paying for them.

The oligarchs don't like what is happening to their portfolios. China is looking stubborn and the forecasts look awful.

Nero fiddled. Baghdad Don will just shitpost as it all burns down

God it sounds like a dying animal in their death throes

The grift is now in full operation.

Behold a grifter spiralling in real time….

That stock shouldn't even be worth 10 cents a share with its earnings and revenue numbers.

no environmental restrictions. Sounds like a plan.

By the end, definitely approaching home shopping network territory. ACT NOW & YOU GET YOUR OWN GOP CONGRESMAN!!!!

…the chaos and insanity continues…