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This is what kills me; "What if Biden--" lock him up. "What if Clinton-- lock him up." "What if your dad--" lock him up. Democrats aren't a t-shirt and hat wearing, fake crypto buying crowd. We want law for all. Good or bad.

So in and around all the chaos going on in my life, I'm creating and publishing something new... Like DocuSign, only better and cheaper. Sorry, the D&D reference was inevitable... www.signwithsigil.com

FINALLY. There's hope for the Fins as well @technursejon.bsky.social

"Ass interference- er- I mean"

He's holding the baby very platonically. He's not like James Talarico (whatever that was supposed to mean)

Adding "for tax purposes to a movie title" You Can See Everything for Tax Purposes

I've always thought the Toyota FJ Cruiser was among the ugliest cars in production, sharing space with the Pontiac Aztek, the Cybertruck, and a handful of others- but this one is extra extra ugly.

We’ll be right back.

David is a wonderful dude who doesn't deserve half the shit he goes through. If you have the means, please help support him in a very difficult time.

BRENNAN: Nidal Hasan is in a wheelchair. Doesn't the administration risk livestreaming this and making him a martyr? Couldn't this be a risk to the homeland? MARKWAYNE MULLIN: No one has to watch it B: Well then why are you livestreaming it? MULLIN: The president is restoring American values

waking up every day in 2026 like:

Rick Devens: "I woke up every morning, and" My wife cutting him off: "I pissed excellence!!"

I hope many years from now when I'm gone, my eulogy will be filled with stories of who I was.

I couldn't watch all of Dynamite. Seeing Hangman break down broke me. Seeing Cash break down was awful. Seeing Ricochet keep it together until the tail end of his rememberence was so hard. But when Renee started reading the letter from his wife and family? Time to go. RIP, PAC.

Pay no mind to this being about wrestling, listen to Jon's words, let them sink in deep. They were in reference to the match that he lost that night and not the friend who would be gone less than 72 hours later. But the words apply. The world sucks right now, but I know it will get better. Love yall

No tribalism. No hate for another company. Wrestling fans in any capacity know that a legend is gone, and I am in awe of the outpouring of love and support for PAC/Neville/Benjamin world wide. Thank you, Ben. RIP.

@maffewgregg.bsky.social pic 10, RELEASE MOTHER 3

A football movie starring Kyle Maclachlan as the coach of the Dolphins that focuses entirely on Willis and Washington called "Twin Maliks," is this anything?

Got to meet @ronfunches.bsky.social tonight. Bucket list item checked. Such a funny, kind dude who loved my Danhausen shirt. Truly an honor!!

*Tim Robinson Hot Dog Man dot gif*

I have planned our family league fantasy football draft on the same day as AEW All In by mistake and now I have to figure out how to juggle the two because I'll be damned if I miss the debut of the unicorn team for ANYTHING short of a death in the family

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

Her feelings are going to get so hurt when people start using she/her pronouns to describe her and then no one drafts her anyways. Get fucked.

Beyond absurd. A budget is a moral document.

Death has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with that whole "it comes in there's" thing

I don't care who you are, where you're from, what you did, who you were with, where you did it, why you did it, how you did it, who you did it to, what you did it with, how they reacted when you did it, when you did it, as long as you give me the recipe without 6 paragraphs of backstory

Devastating news for the two people who were there

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Woken up by a mockingbird singing ALL the hits. robin's song, blue jay chorus, you're a bum just like your father, sparrow song, car alarm noises, all of it. Won't stop.

Do you know what the difference is in 17 million and 1 billion? It's about a billion.

The perpetrators they're protecting aren't victims. Period.

If a politician tried to run today on a platform of "trickle down economics" it would never work because someone would immediately shout "trickle down deez NUTS" and that man would never hold office.

jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK

Want to have a memorable photo with friends? Hit em with the "ok, now a silly one!" but make sure all but one person knows in advance that there will be no silly one.

What could be more American than dudes in spandex hugging each other on the White House lawn during Pride month?

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Wow.

“It has come to our attention that the public airwaves have been used to transmit indecent images of female characters who have both children and jobs—and in some cases are even a family’s breadwinner,” said FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr

I WAS AT THE GROCERY STORE. THE WOMAN AHEAD OF ME WAS BUYING ONE APPLE. JUST ONE. I HAVE NOT THOUGHT OF ANYTHING ELSE FOR FOUR DAYS. WHO IS SHE. WHAT DOES SHE GO HOME TO. DOES SHE EAT THE APPLE STANDING UP. I HAVE TWENTY-TWO RIBEYES IN MY FREEZER. THE APPLE WAS A FUJI

"Rainy Street" - my oil painting

@mjandersen.bsky.social Have you heard any rumblings of an ARG for Disclosure Day?