Tyler Dårlig Ulv

Tyler Dårlig Ulv

@tylerthebadwolf.com

Professional Boyfriend, enthusiast, writer; an eternally aspiring optimist. Chief Operating Masturbator: @bateworld.com He/Him/Bro tylerthebadwolf.ch tylerthebadwolf.com https://bio.site/tylerthebadwolf

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Me: you ever see a girl so fit that you think you might be straight now? Gym buddy: I AM straight. Me: No but I mean like JUST women now. GB: I have a wife. Me: Man that girl is so hot. Lemme hold your penis for a second. GB: *rolls eyes* ok but just really fast.

Tyler Dårlig Ulv@tylerthebadwolf.com

Me: you ever see a girl so fit that you think you might be straight now? Gym buddy: I AM straight. Me: No but I mean like JUST women now. GB: I have a wife. Me: Man that girl is so hot. Lemme hold your penis for a second. GB: *rolls eyes* ok but just really fast.

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🩵 Come and connect💛 A welcoming space to get to know your community better, give peer support, and make new friends 📅 TUESDAY 3RD NOVEMBER, 4 - 7pm 🩵 We have an expansive definition of 'trans'. We do not police anyone's gender identity and expect everyone to respect pronouns + experience

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These brownies look weird

Learn Dirt@learndirt.bsky.social

🌱 If you could plant only one thing forever, what would it be? 🤔💚 #regenerativegardening #organicgardening #soilhealth

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Last Friday night, Emi Koyama was canonized by the Portland Sisters as St. Inari Okami, Patron Saint of Sex Workers & Gender Fluidity, Co-founder of Intersex Awareness Day. You can learn more about Emi and her work at eminism.org

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Sex workers: I can't explain how much you CANNOT post photos from rentals where you physically are, while you are physically there. This is real and it's terrifying:

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Shame works, folks. It serves a purpose. Embarrass the fuck out of people when they say they "used AI" to do their job.

Runa Sandvik@runasand.bsky.social

Have to admit I enjoyed this "AI disclaimer" in Anika Collier Navaroli's @columjournreview.bsky.social article on how journalists could and should write about AI. www.cjr.org/ask-anika/so...

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Replying to @mikedrucker.bsky.social

Every Airbnb instruction list is like, "Hey, you dumb fuck. You wanted to stay in my shitty investment property? Asshole. Fine, I'll fucking let you, dipshit. The water heater is broken, by the way. Fix it or I'll charge you $200. And no laughing past 7 pm! We record everything."

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This is the way!

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social

‘Wildwood’ director Travis Knight on AI: “A pencil is a tool. A paintbrush is a tool. A 3D printer is a tool. A digital capture is a tool. AI is not a tool. AI can go fuck itself.”

Shame works, folks. It serves a purpose. Embarrass the fuck out of people when they say they "used AI" to do their job.

Runa Sandvik@runasand.bsky.social

Have to admit I enjoyed this "AI disclaimer" in Anika Collier Navaroli's @columjournreview.bsky.social article on how journalists could and should write about AI. www.cjr.org/ask-anika/so...

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As the COO for @bateworld.com, I can say you wouldn't believe how many people really don't 🫣

Dicks By Richard@dicksbyrichard.bsky.social

When I was 14 a boy with no friends tried to ingratiate himself into our circle by telling us he knew a way to jerk off that could guarantee an orgasm. For the past 27 years that has remained the funniest offer I've ever heard, but now I'm wondering if people really don't know how to do it.