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I'm rewatching The Office right now and have never felt so elderly

My gender is like if a mom was a dad but was actually a Keebler elf, a raccoon, and Winnie the Pooh in a trench coat.

Idk who needs to hear this (me) but don't leave your silicone bong in the sun

This one is my phone background and I really like it

My mom always says I'm a good photographer. I usually disagree bc I just have a phone - that's easy. But maybe there is something to the way something catches my eye at a particular angle?

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Just realizing that I did have a gut "Ick, AI" reaction when I saw the same release at my mammography center. Didn't think about medical science AI vs LLMs / genAI Glad I saw this before I remembered to reschedule my appointment 🙃

I've officially gotten both my kids to adulthood

Tips for when you start to emerge from burnout and see all the things that went to shit while you were stuck on the couch? So overwhelmed

– I’m just saying you shouldn’t rule out anxiety #longcovid #ableism #satire

"Is it IBS, C diff, cyclospora, or salmonella?" is not a fun game

How fucking creepy and predatory are these social media companies? Why should we let our communities be at the mercy of the US’s lack of regulation or moral fibre

From the LabCorp website. Common reasons for stool samples to be rejected at the lab include "specimen received in denture cup, 'Cool Whip' container, margarine container, or similar container"

This account has turned into a womp swamp. But I'm feeling so little reason to keep on going

An autistic woman whose greatest fear is someone being cross with her has reportedly baked enough cakes, pastries and biscuits for the entire world’s population as a preventative measure.

I have a photo folder of my ".. but there were signs" pictures from pre-T and they are so sweet to look through now. Like, aw, look at the baby in denial. Don't worry, we figured it out (by leaning into the 🤷)

Supposed to be going camping this weekend to get away and not so sad but I don't even wanna go because I feel sad

“Remember the morgue trucks? Ugh, so terrible.” What if I told you that people are still dying of COVID every day, but it’s being reported as other things? What if I told you it primarily happens to vulnerable populations, which is why people are happy to handwave it?

Why did you transition? Right answers only Bc I felt like there was a pot of water inside me that went very slowly from a low simmer to rapidly boiling over, and I didn't know why, but wondered if it was my vague internal/external incongruence coming to a head. It was. I feel better now.

On July 29, 1900, the anarchist Gaetano Bresci assassinated King Umberto of Italy, punishing the king for ordering the brutal killing of hundreds of workers who were protesting rising food prices. At that time, power and wealth were concentrated in the hands of an uncaring elite. Whereas today…

Can you send a couple dollars to help my disabled community member who is about to lose their phone while houseless?

Lonely and miserable again. Feels right. #SummerOfGeorge

This was supposed to be a "random stoned thoughts account" then it became political rage and now it's entering crybaby depression oversharing era. Then the cycle will repeat again

I've only managed to eat a couple brownies today but they had some beet root in them so it's okay

Trump Diarrhea: Keep Taco Bell's Name Out Of Your Mouth! Lettuce Diarrhea is Trump's fault, just like everything else going wrong in this country. I know we have bigger problems but I'm tired of blaming Taco Bell. It's time to take a stand! #TacoBell #TrumpDiarrhea #cylospora #lettuce #TaylorFarms

I think the movie A Bug's Life is a great depicion of why any movement for working class people is better off when disabled and neurodivergent people are included.