Anne Green

Anne Green

@ultrawimp.bsky.social

I used to run ultras and search for WIMPs. (personal account, personal opinions)

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Nigel knee’s first trip to the gym. He has the personality of a sulky teenage boy and would far rather stay at home and watch TV, but he has the misfortune of being attached to me.

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Shoutout (derogatory) to local authorities who still want students to get paperwork marked with "the official University stamp". I'm not sure I've ever seen this object, but if you give me twenty minutes, a sharp knife, and half a potato I'll see what I can do.

Today there has been an epic 'reply all' event, including: i) multiple 'don't reply all's, ii) multiple 'please remove me's (even after it was explained that's not possible), iii) a cat photo, iv) emojis in response to cat photo, v) a long 'joke' reply, vi) conspiracy theories.

A Sunday afternoon stroll on the moors triggered a relapse of my Levellers earworm (“this is where I come when I want to be free… …there’s only one way of life and that’s your own”).

While the OH went to a J-metal gig (on a Sunday morning!) I had fun at the Olympic museum and set the day’s record on the interactive shooting exhibit (thanks to being the first person to do it).

After years of receiving emails intended for (Australian astronomer) Anne J. Green, today I got one which was meant for Anthony M. Green (a retired British particle theorist who used to work in Helsinki).

I met 'the other A. M. Green' briefly after he attended a public talk I gave in Helsinki. I've never met 'the other Anne Green' in person, but we've exchanged emails while trying to convince the CTA collaboration and also Key Travel that we're 2 different people.

Very strange to be back in the office (after 'running the gauntlet' of the motorway) for the first time in 10 weeks. [I've very much been working for most of that time, including a School Research Strategy meeting with Faculty while propped up on piles of cushions in bed...]

The women's TDF was more exciting than the men's (in terms of the overall winner at least). And next year it's coming to the UK, including the Peak District.

Freedom! I’m cleared to wean myself off the crutches, and drive. Not wearing the most stylish or flattering t-shirt. But was seeing a different physio than usual and wanted to demonstrate that I’m (in the words of another physio) ‘not an average 50-something woman’.

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The 'education gap' being a known thing in much of rural or semi-rural Britain, of course. True in Somerset, Dorset, Norfolk, Suffolk (hence UEA exisiting), mid-Wales (Aberystwyth), east Kent (hence University of Kent, CCCU), Cumbria/NW north of Manchester...

Glen O'Hara@gsoh31.bsky.social

Yeah well, maybe you shouldn't take an axe to its biggest university then, you stupid idiots. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Replying to @ncdominie.bsky.social

"Turns out that the people who design and run assessments are quite good at their jobs and also care deeply about not disadvantaging candidates" makes for a very boring story compared with "TEENS IN TEARS", but it has the merit of being true.

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'There has been a 12 percentage point leap in the number of UK universities reporting cutbacks to research, according to a survey carried out this year by Universities UK.' Being a global research power when you're reducing research by 12% in a year may prove a wee bit of a challenge.

researchprofessionalnews.comProportion of universities cutting research increases - Research Professional NewsUniversities UK survey shows worsening picture but more optimism about future backing for research

OH (on learning how much artisan gongs cost): would gong making be a viable long term side hustle? Me: you're suggesting a theoretical physicist does something involving hot metal...

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So it's farewell to the History subject area at the University of Hertfordshire, not the first nor the last to go. One of the best departments in the country, just extinguished like a snap of the fingers. Think of the waste. (1/2)

Enjoying an interesting book (‘Inside the box’ by David Epstein) while enjoying the Sun. But it’s amazing how much the garden has returned to the wild in the last 2 months (and it’s taking a lot of self restraint not to try and sort it out).

Me (while watching Commonwealth games track cycling on the TV): “we should try tandem track cycling”. OH (who hasn’t ridden a bike since childhood): raises both eyebrows. Me: “asking that during a slow-mo replay of a crash was bad timing.”

Last night: My head: "fantastic, no more brace wearing, can sleep 'normally'." [normal=lots of moving around and contorting into random pretzel shapes] Nigel* knee: "hang on a moment." * following advice in a book on the mental aspects of recovering from injury, I've named the injured knee.

Happy to finally get my birthday present (a Grotta Sonora sound plate) set up so I can sort of play it (sat on the floor with my right leg locked flat and straight in front of me).

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There was a line in UKRI's strategy on Monday that was easily missed, and sounds somewhat innocuous, but I think signals quite a shift for UK research funding By 2030, the funder expects to have completed reform of Research England's quality-related research funding formula 🧵