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Most TV is just this now.

In legal crowdfunding news, the Dundee branch of the Universities and Colleges Union @UCU is seeking support to bring judicial review proceedings to challenge governance decisions by the University Court to cut staff through compulsory redundancies. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/judicial-r...

Let's get this SLOW on the road.

When you are in your fifties and people see that vacant expression. Don't worry, it's okay, generally we are just trying to remember the word "Syphon". Suck it up!

I went to see Bilal (the gaffer) last Wednesday and he was absolutely top notch with the stuff he said! Go this weekend while you have the chance! (Daniel not included IYKYK).

It is more clear to me than ever that, currently,the biggest single obstacle to Scottish independence is the leadership of the SNP.

Prince Harry is back, but after Jean Baudrillard, he only exists now as a creation of the media wp.me/p15p2Q-hu6

I think I've over Limmy'd. @limmy.com

1972, a crap commando unit was sent to an urban farm for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped to the Ayrshire countryside. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a proglem & no one else can help, maybe you can hire The Good Team.

"They make a desert and call it peace" comes from the Roman historian Tacitus in his work Agricola (chapter 30), written around 98 AD. It is part of a speech by Calgacus, a Caledonian chieftain, criticizing Roman imperialism. Calgacus hadn't finished: "the fuckin' daft cunts".

So tired of the whining on here about WW3. Don't they realise we're still not out of WW2? Just ask South America.

Bruce Lee remembering the time me and Kenny put bubble wrap under all the rugs in Chuck Norris's appartment.

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

this is fucking incredible

My Brother in Law is a music snob:

Alternative Unforgiven: "You're right, Alice. C'mon Skinny, let's string these fuckers up." Fin.

Oliver Hardy and Ronnie O'Sullivan Sandy? Are you sure? Aye, Tosh. I'm sure. I'd recognise those two anywhere.

So is Signal allowed to be installed on US government devices or not? Were they using their own phones or not. And were they accessing from a multitude of worldwide locations - including Russia?

Isn't it quite odd that Canada's head of state has remained silent so far on the current US president's threats to its sovereignty?

Rumpole of the Bailey Reminds me baby of you

I'm looking forward to when the "AI" is smart enough to not try to sell me stuff I'VE ALREADY FUCKIN' BOUGHT!

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In this weather, please, pub goers: it's out or in! No hesitation.

Went to see the new Gladiator film. Camp as fuck and almost literally jumped the shark half way through. But with enough suspended disbelief it's quite a fun romp. And looks great on superscreen.

Had a little fun last week interrupting the Tax Foundation's annual celebration of greed.

I went to see "The Killer" today. Now I have The Smiths earworms reminding me of all my previous assassinations. Heaven knows I'm miserable now. (Discarded Draft)