ариел 🐛🫀

i promoise you sir. my wife and i will suck as many dicks as it takes.

i think tumblr has some kind of free blazed post thing going on and every single 13 yr old is blasting their TADC fursona onto my eyeballs I hate the Internet so much

unsure if chris hansen is proship or antiship bc he stopped those pedophiles but he also cheated on his wife with a younger woman which is kind of pedo coded. i need to know if im allowed to sell acrylic chibi primetime keychains at anime central or if thats (shuffles papers around) diddy epstein?

Ethan Klein jaunting his way over to bed with his affair partner but suddenly notices the tattoo of his wife start glowing on his arm

middle aged transphobes will say shit like 'a woman's vagina is a portal for new life. that mustn't be taken lightly'

my ideal look is hammer pants and top surgery + a Y2K popcorn shirt

I found a sock that's been missing since 2022 i hear the nobel committee will be awarding me any day now

I need the director's cut of Us because I'm sick of reading reddit theories about Jason and Pluto. I know there's untold story there Jordan I'm begging u

what type of transgender is fmab?

Doing a tarot spread for my coworker who's quitting to travel the world and I'm gonna let her keep the cards because I pulled them from my ex's deck lmfao

get pumpkined

i couldnt find this image anywhere but i had it saved. bnever forget

(gnome fisherman) jolly!! this minnow's twice longer than my hat!!

Trip

i love my captain i would die for my captain what captain?? 𝑨𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑵 . . .

why did young nudy fuckin do that to little foot big foot thō :(

I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan I'm chiitan

is it hard?? to be sexy and also amazing?? yes. do i take these challenges in stride?? no. but is it worth it?? to be sexy and also amazing?? yes.

I am very proud to announce I've finally hit the big leagues. I was recently approached by Lockheed-Martin and they are prepared to offer me $10 & a turkey sandwich to fart in a jar for a experiment they called "the Manhattan project 2"

i think im having a really hard time this year grappling with how long it's been. Six years is so long. Six years turns a baby into a first grader, sees a new presidential term, heals broken arms 60 times over so why does it still feel like yesterday yk?? & why does it still feel so fucking unfair!!

all i ever want to do is make fun of the time matt mullenweg incorrectly said inshallah on reddit and it's fucking gone now. get back here we all saw that shit

i dont care...

Balance training! バランスの特訓ですっ☆

shout out to my boy kiryu

so many ppl just disagree w what i am on about but listen . i have done my homework i read the twits as a kid and i promise you ugly people are real and they're evil

Google search open to can you give a dog childrens mouthwash

Do you think anyone's ever tried to suck their own dick and accidentally rolled downhill really fast like a hoopsnake

This is what datacenters are taking from you

she did it again

constantly lookin at characters i don't know from franchises i don't care abt. your blorbo is my next target. after i assassinate the word blorbo

Nancy 7/31/26

Homer Simpson RPG

When I was a little kid and I got tall enough to use the stove i would at least once a week make myself what i called Orange Dinner and it was a bowl of kraft macaroni and cheese, a glass of orange juice and a reeses