jessica

i made greg watch legend (1985) with me the other day bc it is my fav movie and remembered i got the album years ago but forgot how incredible the cover is

had to explain the plot of charlotte's web to my bf bc he went to one of those elementary schools where they don't give u grades

they should invent adhd medicine that doesn’t make you want to jump out of awindow

as always: video was a mistake, text is the only safe way to interact with Online

oaf snack

feeling bad give me $100

i was telling my bf that i wanted to watch fraggle rock and he goes “what’s that? is that where the flintstones live?” smFh

today i heard the song Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by the offspring for the first time in approx. 200 years and my brain immediately supplied every. single. lyric. very unsettling. what else is lying in wait in the cobwebs of my subconscious

finger hovering dangerously above add to cart button for 2lbs (approx. 560) gumballs

working on my handwriting

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i was so excited bc i thought it was going to be like powerwash simulator & did not read the description 😭

sticker printer test: good. yes.

deep unmet emotional need uncovered

no longer sure if it’s worse to incorrectly use terms like “trauma bonding” or to be the person that jumps to correct every wrong use of the term. i guess i don’t care. siri, destroy this message

My Correction Tape Problem

i had a dream that greg asked me to take a picture of him “for okcupid” and i was like wtf! no!! 👿 then when i woke up greg asked me to take a picture of him “for his passport” and i got unfairly irritated about it

i was deeply troubled by evil krusty doll

all day while i work there is this tiny face sticking out of a nest of blankets on the couch behind me occasionally whining sadly at me because i am not snuggling with her. the siren’s call…

i’ve cut my own bangs for oVeR 20 years now and i still managed to completely fuck them up 🤡✨✂️ u are never too old to fail miserably

the disturbing # times i’ve listened to Wake Me Up When September Ends already this month is nobody’s business

we watched the witches (1990) and jesus christ it was genuinely more terrifying than 99% of horror movies for adults

the best part about living in new york is apples in autumn from the apple farm. i dream about them all year 🍎

everything is so scary

she got stung by a bee :( cruel earth we live on

i love ponyo so much sometimes it makes me psycho

ecco the dolphin: defender of the future, advert, printed on the back of space channel 5 manual for the dreamcast (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/5764/sp...

my neighbor has a bird feeder thats visible from our kitchen window and it’s the best part of my day

my vibes are upsetting the dog

this week is already so bad i need to acquire like 3 new escapist hobbies asap to deal with it

dolly parton taught millions of children to read dolly parton raised millions of dollars for cancer research and disaster relief dolly parton stood by the lgbtq community her entire life dolly parton personally helped fund the moderna vaccine if there was a right side of something she was on it

horribly sad about dolly. few people have inspired me the way she did, both as a human and a musician. she was a true genius as well as an angel. RIP 💖 i will always love you

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