John

Oh it’s Allinson #popmaster

Thank you to the hundreds of devoted supporters who were there to cheer me on at the press conference today.

There’s not enough aloe vera in the world to soothe the burns from the Telegraph’s excoriating Liz Truss book review – 17 insults to add to the injury www.thepoke.com/2026/10/27/n...

🔭 Noctilucent Clouds over Sweden Credit & Copyright: V. Höfer, D. Večerník & B. Večerníková ap261027

#BBUK

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro #BBUK

Good luck to everyone's clenched & nipping arses as they land at Leeds Bradford airport today.

An hour longer in bed my arse!

It is disgraceful that Andy Burnham took an hour out to appear on Gogglebox just to raise money for Stand Up To Cancer. If he's going to do a TV show he should do what I did and pocket £1.5million for eating some kangaroo bollocks.

There is a fella just a few doors down from me faffing about with his leaf blower, was there ever a more futile act.

🔭 Andromeda in Southern Spring Credit & Copyright: Lucy Yunxi Hu ap261023

Rochelle is one vile human being #BBUK

Then get your hands off all the names you took from us then, New Orange Bellend has a certain ring to it dementia Don

Let’s have another look at the time Nigel Farage went to the US to bad mouth Britain, but ended up getting his arse handed to him by the US Senate.

Reform isn’t keeping the far right out. It’s teaching them how to get in. ITV filmed Reform’s then Chester branch chair advising a would-be candidate who said he’d backed Tommy Robinson online. www.youtube.com/live/BqLPy1L...

What a disrespectful silly orange twat Donald Trump is, who in their right mind generates a video of themself fighting a tiger shortly after posting a video of a young man being killed by one. You can't even begin to imagine what kind of people vote for this prick.

Reform figures see social media engagement drop after strikes on Russia data centres www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/ref...

Hey @jamesblunt.com it's about time you were on #Taskmaster

Reform UK Councillor missed 46 meetings during brief cabinet tenure www.barnsleychronicle.com/article/3697...

Two people have died this week trying to cross the Channel. People’s suffering should not be reduced to a trivial and cruel game. Tell Apple and Google to remove Reform UK's ‘Small Boat Watch’ from their app store.

Gemma Collins in, that's me oooooot #BBUK

Hey @swfc.co.uk is there a reason you have you stopped posting on Bluesky?

Next time a Reform UK Councillor blames the Tories for anything, show them this. Virtually every council group is led by a former one.

Suspended sentence for man found to have a collection of more than 114,000 indecent images of children. Tommy Robinson and co are going to be all over this. They'll be SO angry... Just you wait... Any second now... ...

Asking #GooglePhotos to "remove the black chair leg" resulted in i can't do that. Asking #GooglePhotos to "remove the chair leg" resulted in a perfectly removed chair leg & a nice photo of a squirrel minus a black chair leg in the background. I can only assume Google is racist against chair legs.

The first record i bought: Bombers - Gary Newman

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

Hey @cineworld.bsky.social I'm loving the new name for your utterly shite new app. #Cineworld #Cinewank

I'm sure the decision to hold Danny Tommo on remand will soon be reversed, now that a couple of dozen knobbly-kneed wife beaters in nonce bonnets have walked under an arch.

Join me on GB News where I will be lying about what Andy Burnham said, pretending to give a shit about pensioners and definitely not mentioning any £5m gifts, illegal donations or police investigations.

Hey @bambulabsupport.bsky.social any chance of a 75% speed setting to sit between silent & normal on your 3D printers 🙂

🔭 Mirrored Meteor and Milky Way Image Credit & Copyright: Jeff Dai (TWAN) ap260926

The fact that the Fairford suspects are all British Nationals proves nothing. I’m a British National and look at the damage I’ve already caused to the UK.

Hi @octopus.energy it seems we have yet another issue with our Octopus Charge installation. Any chance someone could look at the video I've emailed you please as we are very reluctant to charge our car.

Ok hands up, I've slated Quickline Communications a couple of times on here but it turns out the outages were caused by vandalism 🙄 Sorry Quickline i love you really 😘

Reform UK Councillors, know the 5 stages.

Intelligent Octopus Go is starting to look a bit crap next to what EDF are offering isn't it. Octopus Energy need to buck their ideas up or people will be leaving.

I'm sure Charlotte from Sainsbury's is a very good employee but someone needs to tell her the items she's scanning haven't got barcodes.

Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏

If mock the week was a dog a vet would have put it down.

I've done both of the UK boat lifts now and they couldn't be more different. The Anderton Boat Lift and The Falkirk Wheel. #Photography 📷

Let's hope the national galleries Scotland are right 🙂 #Photography 📷

Another one off the list, the Falkirk Wheel 😁 #Photography 📷

Finally got to see #TheKelpies 🙂 #photography 📷

Hey you forgot cranberries too?

EXCLUSIVE: We have obtained accounts from Circulo Independente LDA, a Portuguese company established by Adam Geary to run Stephen Lennon’s political operation. Was the company established overseas to avoid British company rules and, ultimately, Corporation Tax? hopenothate.org.uk/tommy-robins...