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I always wondered if they really saved money driving to Redondo Beach in Little Miss Sunshine. So I did the math. 1000 miles at 18 miles per gallon =$180 2 nights 3 rooms $45 per= $270 6 people, 6 meals $4 each = ~$150 Total $600 2 plane tickets = ~$600 1 night $45 Total to fly = $645 🎬 #film

I am so confused @netflix.com what on earth is going on in this adaptation of Little Women??? #film 🎬 #movies

It feels really weird to have my entire job suddenly backed by a white house executive order. Securing the Nation Against Advanced Cryptographic Attacks – The White House share.google/mZ6TkPSVxxBk...

Hot take. Scream 7 is one of the top 3 in the franchise. Absolutely nailed the vibes of the original. My only criticism is worth 1 of the Ghostface's. Yes... Only 1. #film

“Unfortunately there are some nations that don’t support free speech….North Korea and CBS….” —Jimmy Kimmel #oscars

Who put Sigourney Weaver in that dress. What in the Boca retirement home bingo gala was that.

Frankenstein is a cgi nightmare. Basically marvel slop. How did this made-for-tv garbage get nominated for awards next to Sinners and Marty Supreme?

Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.

Movie choices for tonight are pretty clear! #film 🎬

I bet Pete's signal chat if going off today.

Flying home yesterday my carryon bag got pulled for search. It wasn't due to the very heavy and very real metal gauntlets as you might expect. Nope. Pulled due to a deck of tarot cards.

Turns out, heckling the scientologists is fun in every country!

From Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime performance.

Did you see the little Mexico Flag peaking out during #badbunny?? Nice!

Air Force One has more courage than congress.

Friendly reminder that Drop Dead Gorgeous is set in Minnesota. So that's now how I hear all the protesters yelling at ICE.

The Running Man is shockingly well done, entertaining, and politically relevant. Definite recommended watching.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Friends, Venezuela is not a distraction from Epstein. We are capable of doing more than one thing at a time.

So we're just doing the Hunger Games now? Fuck it. Why not.

How do I professionally say I hired you to fix this problem for me. 3 months ago you didn't listen when I told you all of the pitfalls. I don't have time or the inclination to fix this for you now.

California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you. Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide. So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.

Tip for anyone who bakes. Get a jar of white edible glitter and just straight add it to your bag of powdered sugar. You will never regret it! #baking

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After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

At what age do grandparents forget what having kids is like. Mom plans a 5 day trip to go visit my young nephews. It's from Sunday to Thursday. All of a sudden she doesn't understand why they can't just... Not go to school that week.

It's finally time!!! The cucumbers are horrible this year. The beans are late but the tomatoes, peppers and squash have finally come in! #gardening 🌱🍅

I can't believe I'm saying this but Happy Gilmore 2 is an absolute banger! #filmsky 🎬🎥

Cast the Avengers but in the 70's. I'll start. Robert Redford for Cap, Dennis Hopper as Loki and Gene Wilder as Peter Quill. #movies, #filmsky, 🎬 🎥

Artist friends I need your help! I bought this to mount outside. How would you make his eyes glow red? Note, I can plug him in through the mount on his next. Current options are a lightbulb just hung inside, or red LED's string lights wrapped around the outline of his eyes inside. #blucifer #art

Shannon Liss-Riordan is one of the country’s most renowned labor lawyers. Lately, she’s also developed a specialty in “billionaire justice”––and she has her sights set on Elon Musk.

We're getting closer and closer. In the meantime Elon is paying high rates of interest. As Cap would say... I can do this all day. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/s...

Sayed Naser served as a U.S. military interpreter in Afghanistan. Now he’s being deported. The Taliban assassinated his brother and kidnapped his father. All because he helped us. Why are the feds trying to deport him, even though his asylum case is still pending? Not justice, it’s a betrayal.

Everyone needs to buckle up and prepare. This is not going to simmer down over the summer. This is the flash point.

Conditions are shifting. Expect icy fronts to spread well beyond Los Angeles by tomorrow. Initial efforts aimed to freeze traffic and attention in LA, but local crews appear to have salted the roads early.

Incredibly chaotic scene Los Angeles as LAPD is pushing forward a skirmish line and violently arresting anti-ICE protesters. You can also hear me grunt when police shoot me in the abdomen with some kind of projectile.

All the complaining that Blue sky is a liberal bubble is nonsense. I'm aware it's a bubble. I come here specifically because it is. I don't need to be bombarded with right wing talking points everywhere I go.

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

Tom Cruise couldn’t make The Rehearsal but Nathan Fielder could make Mission Impossible

the Rehearsal season 2 finale is the most insane episode of television I have ever watched

Of all the absurd things to purchase a hard copy of Megalopolis has to top that list! Who wants to come be my Adam Driver and talk at the screen? 🎥🎬 #film

Watched the Brutalist last night finally and it's been haunting me all day. So much I need to watch it again immediately. Adrian Brody is spectacular. The soundtrack and cinematography powerful anc shocking. Some of the plot was clunky but overall I'm astounded. #filmsky 🎬🎥