Victor Devine

She's right, you know. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Yes, Lisandro Martinez definitely DEFINITELY wrote that social media post. It definitely wasn't drafted by ChatGPT and checked by John Duggan from The Thick of It. share.google/AhxngobiiZsK...

Ruin a book by adding a word The Power and the Morning Glory

Heaven 17 last night. I really wanted one of those baseball caps, but, unfortunately, they make me look like that cartoon bloke from the old 7-Up advert. Anyway, this is the best gig I've seen this year. Absolute bangers from start to finish, including this, which they started with.

Let's not piss about. Saying, "But look at what City's success has done for the city of Manchester" is akin to saying, "That bloke did raise shitloads of money for Stoke Mandeville Hospital".

"I've never been to me"

Telling whoppers right to the end.

Yeah, the plot is unknown at this time. I mean, I haven't a clue what this could be about.

Mr Sven Olafsson, Sir Charles Ollendorff, Mrs Betty Norday, whose name sounds remarkably like Norway, Mr Brian Waynor, whose name is an anagram of Norway, Mr and Mrs Ford, whose name sounds like Fiord, of which there are a lot in Norway, Ron and Christine Boslo... Your boys took a hell of a beating!

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?

It's that time of year again.* *By the way, after ten years I still have no idea who these people are.

If there's one TV character I can identify with, it's this one.

This is great. From 1989, William Shatner (95 last March) being surprised by Michael Aspel (93 last January). Both still sprightly, then and now.

Post something random or you'll have an awful September

Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet

I saw Bruce Forsyth on his last tour in 2015. I'd waited years to see him, and it was a fantastic night. Brilliant. "BUT..." When he came on, he pulled out a bit of paper and pretended to read from it. "Nice to see you... well, you know the rest" Why, Brucie? We were all waiting to shout, "Nice!"

There's another famous musician they appear to have forgotten.

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky on your camera roll..

"HURRRRR!"

If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Richard Keys' tribute to Frank Beard: "A powerhouse drummer, a tour-de-force, the heartbeat of the greatest little band from Texas ever. Unlike Gianni Infantino. Dreadful individual. "

I don't think I'll ever tire of Richard Keys' touching tribute to Kevin Keegan, which ends with him calling Gianni Infantino a "dreadful individual". www.reddit.com/r/footballcl...

How do you answer your phone? youtube.com/clip/UgkxkPC...

That Marella Cruises advert: "So, how was the cruise?"

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Two nasal sprays, a jar of Vicks Vapor Rub and a small bottle of eucalyptus oil.

Huw-bris. A convicted sex offender submits his first poem for consideration at the Eisteddfod, then refers to a critic, a victim of child sexual abuse, as "sickeningly self-righteous". No-one is on your side, mate. Stay in hiding, the only decent thing you can do. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/a...

"Fine eating"

Nineteen.

... and I love summer.

And just like that, my childhood officially ends. RIP. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

If there is one tiny sliver of positivity I can take from our continued exile from the EU, maybe the only positive thing I can think of, it's that it pisses Steve Bray off. He's a prankster, a pound-shop Beadle wannabe. That's it.

Congratulations to Spain. Maybe the most deserved victory in the history of football.

Half-time show sneak peak #WorldCup

The Ketchup Song to become the Spanish national anthem in 2027. You heard it here first. And probably last.

Everyone's a football tactics expert today. Including, in large numbers, people starting their sentences with "I don't know anything about football, but..." Last time we saw anything like this, we were talking about R-rates during Covid.