Vijetha

Somebody's here!!

Elise Stefanik— Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol). Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella. Waited months for her big moment… Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣 You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂

Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣

If @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov doesn't make it the biggest media disaster for Trump administration, I'll lose my f**king mind. This is the biggest national security disaster in nearly 50 yrs and it is and should be bigger than Hillary's emails.

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

🚨 Breaking news: I now officially find older women very attractive. Please respect my privacy during this mature and sophisticated time. 🥂😉

Was @erinburnett.bsky.social always hot, or did I just unlock a new level of appreciation? She could read me the tax code and I’d still be hanging on every word... and probably blushing. Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.

I’d happily drop my entire life savings to watch AOC verbally suplex Kyrsten Sinema on a 24/7 livestream. Pay-per-view? Nah. Pay-per-roast.

Mark Carney needs to call a snap election as soon as possible for the Liberal Party to win in a landslide.

Yeah, except in this version, Glinda’s not the only one gaslighting—Trump’s entire administration is giving her a run for her money.

For the first time ever, I actually believe something coming out of Trump’s mouth. Pete Hegseth is so desperate to kiss Trump’s ass, he probably proposed it over dinner, and Trump—mid-bite of his well-done steak with ketchup—grunted, “Okay, fine. You can pucker up later.

Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.

OMG! Jennie's Ruby album is also lit 😭 "Like Jennie" is literally fire! 🔥 All other songs are incredibly put together! She did an incredible job even though it's her first album in English! She did better than some seasoned musicians albums. Gaga and Jennie were both awesome today 😭🔥 Best night!🥳

India landed #Chandrayaan3 on the Moon’s south pole for just $75M—cheaper than a Hollywood flick's budget. Meanwhile, SpaceX’s #Starship8 took $100M–$200M of taxpayers money... and turned it into fireworks. Glad to see hard-earned cash of the people reaching for the stars—then crashing back down!

Gayle King, please don’t go 🥺, and also ask Katy Perry to stay behind —Lauren Sánchez can and should go alone!

Sen. Elissa Slotkin's rebuttal was pitch-perfect! This should be the approach for every Democrat, at least until the midterms.

Our generation is unserious and deeply cooked 😂💀

Demi Moore, Fernanda Torres, Jeremy Strong and Ariana Grande were robbed. 😭

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

Okay, hear me out… Jon Stewart and Michelle Obama for President and VP. I know I’m dreaming, but imagine—a government that can roast Congress into doing its job and make you feel bad for skipping leg day. God, if you're there…. make the reluctant comedian and the unwilling icon run anyway. Amen.

Why worry about my career when I can stress over the Oscars' 900-foot red carpet requiring three weeks of preparation by over 400 people? #Oscars #Oscars2025 #TheAcademyAwards #TheAcademyAwards2025

My friend’s 48-yr-old mom, born in India, was a homemaker until 5 years ago. With family support, she got a scholarship, moved to the U.S. on a student visa, and graduated from Rice. Now, she has a mid-six-figure offer from Cognizant, sponsoring H1B visas for her and her family. The American dream!❤️

At this point, Elon isn’t running SpaceX—he’s running SpermX. Dude's single-handedly populating Mars before we even get there. 😂

What are we gonna do about it? Susan Collins and I will unleash our most powerful weapon: a very disappointed letter—maybe even bold a few words. Then, like the fearless mavericks we are, we’ll vote exactly how everyone expects. Change is coming… just not today. - Sen. Lisa Murkowski 🤡

JD Vance instigated this conflict. Until then, everything had been relatively smooth. He deliberately escalated the situation, driven by his deep hatred for Zelenskyy, aiming to impress Trump and gain influential political capital. Zelenskyy, unfortunately, walked straight into the trap set for him.

The only real winner of that shouting match between Trump, Zelenskyy, and Vance was Putin.

Coinbase had an SEC problem, so they went full “wink-wink” mode: $75M to Trump’s PAC (aka the “get-out-of-jail” fund) $1M for his inauguration (VIP corruption pass) Threw a party (free shrimp for favors) Listed his meme coin And—poof!—case closed! Justice works in mysterious cash ways. MAGA!!💩

"Oh wow, a whole movement dedicated to potentially unpaid overtime and boss worship? What’s next—mandatory morning chants of ‘Dear Leader, I have optimized my synergy for you’? At this rate, they’ll be replacing lunch breaks with ‘Trump Productivity Power Hours’ sponsored by Diet Coke."

Except this time, the American and French presidents actually didn't show up—because now we’re besties with Russia, and Macron flew to Washington on a mission: to knock some sense into this lunatic before he starts thinking the Eiffel Tower is up for auction.

Be aggressive or go back to being a Minority Whip. At this point, even 84-year-old Nancy Pelosi with a walker could outmaneuver you—probably while knitting. We have no governance, so at least make it entertaining! Shout, scream, throw a shoe, fake a filibuster—heck, start a congressional WWE match!

Be aggressive or go back to being a Minority Whip. At this point, even 84-year-old Nancy Pelosi with a walker could outmaneuver you—probably while knitting. We have no governance, so at least make it entertaining! Shout, scream, throw a shoe, fake a filibuster—heck, start a congressional WWE match!

I'll just leave it up here.

This is actually depressing.

Tr*mp is not a partisan hack in anyway. In fact he is most bipartisan politician I've ever seen. He doesn't care if you're a liberal, MAGA, democrat, progressive, conservative, Independent or a libertarian, as long as you're crooked and corrupt, you're welcome to his circle and his administration. 🫡

My advice to the Europe: Build nukes.....and do it asap. You say Brits and French already have them.... then build more and let other European countries build them and sign a EU nuclear treaty or something.

Quit snapping pictures of me with your stupid a** camera while I'm minding my own "plucking" business! 🗣😤 -4th grade me on a field trip in India.

I figured it out. This is the "Bad Place". PS: Why the f**k isn't no one coming to restart me?

Well, look at you, breaking the so-called 'boomer' stereotype one question at a time! 😎😁 PS: I'm glad we had a nice conversation. 😄

None of these questions are dumb. In fact, we don't have answers to most of them yet. Right now, we often discuss what AI could do in the future, supported by the billions raised and the thousands of people hired. But in the present, it's still mostly being used for the same stuff we used to Google.