MechaWadzilla

This feels like such a win that they might do a Ducks Vs Them this week…

People keep talking about Chip to the Ducks OC like he wasn’t available last year for an OC job and didn’t even come up…

Doing therapy the morning the Cowboys play is such a waste of time of time

It’s not even that Dante got injured in a late cheap shot. It’s the fact they actively celebrated and congratulated each other while he was being loaded onto a stretcher. Whatever team wins, USC whole campus deserves to be pushed into the ocean

USC players high fiving and laughing on sideline immediately following a cheap shot that seriously injured Dante Moore shows exactly what their plan was

Apparently Ducks fix for Dan making bad 4th down calls is to just never get a 4th down

Disney owns the Muppets. Disney owns ESPN. Why are we being deprived of Muppets College Game Day on Saturday mornings?

After adopting a dog, a group of men play Guess Who?

I’m literally just going to blame my 3 year old for my grocery list too now.

Epstein File Edition.

MacQueen Beer

Someone posted an AI video on FB the the Country Bear Jamboree cancelled performing at America 250 and when I said the animatronic bears were “woke” a bunch of libs got furious so that website is still full of joke getters if anyone was wondering…

This is the one thing they WONT blame Mamdani for

The Godfather and Grogu

This will blow up in their faces worse than gerrymandering Texas

Always think of this scene whenever a jug hooter starts screaming “if you just obey the law nothing bad will happen” at people online

🚨 US military document leaked to shows how the Pentagon is working with private companies to manipulate the information you see about the Iran war www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leaked-doc...

High Point University band playing Reel Big Fish at halftime making it hard to root against them

His Truth Social gonna go CRAZY today

Possibly the most unhinged Onion post I’ve seen

Dog part + Live longer part -

How I arrived on Bluesky:

Trump tried on a Medal of Honor before the ceremony and it burned his skin like a vampire

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

The idea that Clinton’s gonna fall on a grenade and rat out anyone about the pedophile ring they all partook in is so laughable

If anything Trump is known for eloquent intelligent reassuring speeches.

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

You know this is real and he shit his pants on camera by the way they immediately try to end this and get everyone out lmao

sure they’re tear-gassing toddlers but what do the polls say

Just experienced the most intense tear gassing of my life by federal officers outside the ICE facility in Portland where marchers gathered. There was no fast exit as they indiscriminately threw loads of gas and flash bangs. Children were in the crowd screaming. @oregoncapitalchronicle.com

Winona Ryders voice is like if they turned down Jennifer Coolidge to a 4

Earlier today #ScottAdams

Every interaction will be perceived as “life threatening” to a coward

Dan isn’t gonna take his shirt off even to take a shower this week #GoDucks

Posting this apropos of nothing…

The Pitt might be the best show I’ll never rewatch in a million years…

I legit can’t believe they are letting him talk to kids

Even the band is embarrassed #goducks

You’re telling me this is JMUs best player? #goducks

Finished Expedition 33 and it kinda sucks that I didn’t enjoy it as much as a lot of people but can’t really talk about not enjoying it without being grouped in with the worst type of game fans