Wangle-BOO-ry

This is a thread of hard-won tips and tricks for preventing the brain from falling over - or, at the very least, mitigating any falling over that may still occur, despite best efforts. Please do add yours to the list

Have to walk down for my regular physio appointment shortly; the thought of doing that overly-familiar walk is *so boring*, even on meds, that it fills me with disproportionate despair. However, if I trick my brain into thinking 'I am going out to listen to a podcast', it's instantly more achievable

As ever, three quarters of "look at this asshole" is always "look at this". Don't do PR for the fash. Don't give free advertising to the worst bastards. There is no dunk witty enough to warrant amplifying their hate.

ADHD dot jaypeg

Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

'thoughts'? don't sully my posts with such slander. I have never had a thought in my life

"you don't have to post every thought you have" well that is news to me

I did write a poem today but it's late so I will post it tomorrow. It's a piece of comic doggerel about a cryptid cake. They can't all be bangers

And now the poem forecast for 2200 hours on Sunday 25 October 2026

Turns out you can mistake this for plain old garden variety anxiety and depression for decades

I hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re going as the mold on jk rowling’s walls

Ignore, block, simply do not respond. Nothing they say is ever in good faith. The lack of engagement alone will drive them into a frothing rage. Let that sustain you as you refrain from posting.

Ooh! I spent some of the weekend driving myself mad making my photography site look much nicer! I take and sell photos! I think they're great! I've sold them across the world! If YOU would like to own some fine art photography from an #autistic #adhd photographer, you can! hyperfocus.photography

Oh my god what a piece of shit the brother is. Absolutely zero understanding of the value of women's labour. Similar thing happened to my mum except she never got a penny for it

5.40pm and it is dark. I draw a deep breath that I will not let out until March.

You can just have two packets of Twiglets, you know

Oh my giddy aunt we've done it. After a couple of months in The Pit™, we are now well enough to gather round the cosy glow of the microphone & have a reckon. Puppets! Art! Cranks! Molluscs! The ontological evil of generative AI! That's a Garfield podcast right there www.patreon.com/idlmpodcast/...

Apparently there is some kind of youtube beef happening, I have no idea who any of these people are but if you crave good husband and wife content may I recommend @idlmpodcast.bsky.social

Ahahaha fuck

Inside you there are two wolves

"This could have been an email." Aragorn whispers. "He ALWAYS pulls this shit in 'Any Other Business" Boromir replies, quietly. "It's why Faramir marked himself as busy when the invite went out."

Chris Claremont had me reaching for the dictionary three or four times per issue as a kid. Frictionless prose dies on the eye.

Today's poem. Fannying about with form, because, well, why not? Life's for living.

Today's poem. Fannying about with form, because, well, why not? Life's for living.

The wider availability of sushi

Today's poem.

Today's poem.

This has reminded me of a dream I once had where McDonald's had started offering something called a 'Smooth Ronald' on their menu; there was no indication as to the nature or provenance of this product

If you had one wish from a genie, and it would be guaranteed to happen, would you make it? I think I'd be too anxious about the potential 'monkey's paw' unknowns

Teach me how to revert to a polyp when times are tough, tiny jellyfish

'God, why do I feel so awful? I know the weather is shit, and everything has been wildly stressful, and I have far too much on, and work is doing my fucking head in, but why do I feel like even worse shit than usual?' *eats cheese and marmite sandwich* 'Oh'

Watching "How to Get to Heaven from Belfast" on Netflix you forget how good some of the late-90s and early 00s British pop music was. You also realise how, of all the manufactured boy and girl bands of that era, Girls Aloud shit on everyone else from a great height.