Panda T. Bear

I would love to make it more than an hour into my day before I think "wow my jaw hurts" from clenching it so hard

Everyone is always worried about phone snatching but I have left my phone 3x on public transportation, and every time its been turned in for me to get back from lost and found. So that's nice!

The Panda Biography:

God I wish i could clench my jaw less 😬

I feel like "hey, bigots fucking lie a lot and parsing their pronouncements to try and figure out their motivations is fucking pointless" is underrated as a life lesson. Also "their motivations don't matter if you commit to stopping rather than persuading them."

this is so perfect, so pure

The NHS knows that its new policy is going to harm patients, and it's doing it anyway. It is an active choice being made by this Labour government – don't let them pretend their hands are bound.

I agree with this statement but the posts its quoting arent examples of this at all, join me in agreeing without looking at anything further in this thread/the quoted thread

rt if youre a freak, you have hands and feet, and if they saw you they'd faint, they'd be petrified, mummified, turned into stone or a pillar of salt

I dont understand how every time my wife has been sick for 3-5 days, and i brag all over about how it couldn't be me bc it reflects her weakness of spirit, 24-48 hours later *I* dont feel well????

Ugh HUGELY embarrassing that I misremembered the year the Jamestown colony was founded, in front of my in laws and everything, its really been a day

British people, and even Australian British people, dont know what a sand dollar is?!?!

I got so excited about maybe a pigeon with stringfoot that I can savior, that I spilled bird seed all in my backpack and then 2 minutes later all in my pocket. I am literally bursting with bird seed and this pigeon didnt even have stringfoot (yay and what an anticlimax)

I agree that “Britain cannot call itself a diverse democracy when communities are living with such fear” but I will note some communities’ fears are taken less seriously than others

I just saw a guy in a blaze orange / hi vis sweat suit and it just occurred to me that I don't see blaze orange soft fabrics here, just plastic hi vis?

Cool, love a horrible deadline and the crush of adrenaline, now its time to collapse

The person who sends me giant AI email screeds got so mad that I said "this email is pretty long, let's just have a conversation about this" that he complained to my manager

The construction of the core English and British national identity is a resource which is supplied and denied to people at a matter of convenience to Anglo-British colonial and fascist politics, both internally and externally.

I read this as if they also got them apple bottom jeans

Today I realised my pattern is: have frantic adrenaline from 6-10 am, settle into a rhythm 10am-1pm, eat lunch (tricking my body into thinking we are safe) and then I have to fight physical collapse every day at like 2 or 3pm. Someone who is good at the economy please help me, my family is dying

Genuinely this, like idgaf if the CPI or whatever says wages are better in real terms than in 2008, wages are still not enough compared to current and imminent debts and also *this imbalance is completely, soulcrushingly unending*

All of my clothing is touching me in a way that I hate, hope everyone is prepared for me to be having A Day

New tactic: replying to any rambling AI generated email with "this email is pretty long, let me know when you have time for a conversation instead". Im not reading this shit and spending 10 minutes trying to unpick what you are actually trying to say under copilot's gross cloying word vomit

Do you think a tired flat affect and bird skull earrings will be enough for people to leave me alone today

Dont legally stop it either, fucked up laws are still injustice!

As they did at last week's protest at Mt. Sinai, protestors administered HRT in public "to humanize gender-affirming healthcare and affirm the right of trans people to make decisions about their own bodies."

We went to the Yarmouth Clam Festival a few years back and the speed clam shucking started all contestants with a bucket of clams while last year's winner started with two, she easily got through those and needed two more buckets, it was wild how big her winning margin was

Back at the community kitchen, back to 30kg of bananas every day, doing my part and having a four-banana breakfast

Once I worked in an old building with a spooky history and some kind of Alastair Crowley thelemic group tried to hire the building for "initiations". We declined.

Cool cool, another morning of waking up in a panic half an hour before my alarm bc I am having such a stressful dream about drowning in too much work

Someone at work said "it feels like every time I see you, you have a new tattoo" which yes, I am very stressed out lately, thank you for noticing