Warlach

My therapist recently told me I've got to stop anthropomorphising my tools. 🛠️ Maybe she's right but, like my monogamous drill, I'm committed to the bit...

Why did nobody tell me that the Asian spinoff of Eurovision is called Eurovision Song Contest Asia and not Asiavision!? This is the most worst creative decision in the history of the contest, acts included. #EurovisionAsia

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

the video game industry was a 40 year long sociological experiment conducted by Harvard University. the study is now complete. thank you for your time

Funko Pops are just Minions for Millennials...

You know, my total rip-off of Drunk History - Stoned Geology - was never as successful but if you're autistic and cool it's still a LOT of fun... 🪨💎🛘

If I had a tavern in mediaeval times instead of Happy Hour I'd call it Your Hour of Mead...

Despite the fact Israel is absolutely committing a genocide I don't actually believe the conspiracy theory they've developed emotionless, humanoid killbots designed to infiltrate society. It would fucking explain Gal Gadot's 'acting' abilities though...

"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who don't even understand think AI allows them to do..."

DeepCut# BMW#

I fucking LOVE Uber Electric as an option 🙏 Is it because I care about the environment? Sure, that too. Mostly though it's the joy of making those Musk fanboys chauffeur me around in their Teslas for pocket change. If only there was an "only Cyber Trucks" option...

According to CNN, Natalie Harp once jumped into the trunk of an SUV after getting into a screaming match with other Trump staffers after being denied a seat in the motorcade heading to a Trump trial appearance. www.cnn.com/2026/08/18/p...

You know, at the age of 41 and noticing how many crumbs he drops, I'm beginning to doubt if that monster even really likes cookies that much... 🤔 🍪 👹

If you can't understand why some people can't see the issues - functional, even ignoring ethical or enviro - with AI and remain blind to the problem. It's 2026 and countless people still put stock in Myers-Briggs. It's the same level of just willful ignorance.

Walking my dog off leash as he explores excitedly at dawn and realise to him I'm basically the entity from It Follows...

It can be very confronting talking to the unhoused and learning their experiences. It always makes me feel very sheltered by comparison...

Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.

Well, I guess that strange, old Chinese man was right - these are indeed, at the very least, *interesting* times...

Obviously people have their favourites, and that's subjective, but I guarantee you I know the people who created the biggest AI tool. Mr and Mrs Altman.

"Do I like antidepressants"? Um, of course? Insects are amazing, I don't support squashing ANY of them! 🐜🦗🐝🐞🪲🪳

There's dead and then there's mostly dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. However in this case there's only one thing to do, which is to go through his clothes and look for loose change.

"You should see a doctor... because you're a mole and you've definitely changed shape"

The biggest twist in media has to be in Pokémon when they revealed Pikachu wasn't saying "pika pika!" but instead "pica pica!" and was just desperate for help with it's crippling, compulsive need to eat dirt...

So... Lindsay Graham clearly has been in a consensual, loving and deeply closeted relationship with Mitch McConnell, right? The latter was gone and he stopped holding on... 🏳️‍🌈 It's actually really beautiful 🥹 #LoveWins #USPol

"There's nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't become enlightened!" ~ Air Buddha

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

LO, right after Trump corruptly intervened to get a player unsuspended, the US soccer team got fucking destroyed. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Some expert-level trump trolling.

Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.

The latest Dollars & Sense is up. Talking about inflation CGT and the press gallery. australiainstitute.org.au/post/inflati...

*cough* Not saying I called it, but...

The most unrealistic thing on any TV program of any genre is door intercoms where you can an actually understand one another.

Sometimes I worry I lean too hard into Single Middle-aged Man mode. Other times I invent breakfast nachos - chopped pikelets, double cream, crab apple jelly - you can eat with a fork while working, and I realise I may be a God... 🥞