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My guess, he's not technically dead as a corpse would be hard to hide. He's in a coma/on life support indefinitely. He's never coming back to Congress.

Suggesting we get all Pratchett's Nobby on him...

Humperdinck.

Are you actually quoting the Princess Bride at McConnell?

Mostly dead can't vote in the Senate for once Democrats doing nothing works for the people.

Think he'll make it back to the Senate? It'd take a miracle.

I doubt even Miracle Max could bring that one back! Even if he did, he would only blathe.

Also take his watch. And any other jewelry.

We need to call their blave.

Might find stolen billions honestly

Should be questions in Congress. Continuously.

Maybe he's pining for the fjords.

Make sure the mutton is nice and lean

Put him on the cart!

I'm sure he's in the CDF now.

Make a nice MLT and go to bed with your witch.

definitely didn't know that one!

HE DEAD ,.. THE END ..

And Republicans are down a vote the whole time he's not available. That is the best possible outcome. Anybody who tells you Andy Beshear could fix this all with one weird trick is full of it.

It would be awful, just awful if someone tried the paper bag test on the late senator.

One of the greatest movie lines ever.

Schrödinger's Senator

No, it's fine. You just have to make sure Miracle Max knows Mitch was a Humperdinck supporter. 😈

There is also the classic "... Most sincerely dead!"

Clearly he was playing cards and cheated

Unlikely to be productive: as a conservative, he is canonically opposed to change of any sort.

Good Princess Bride reference!

We all need to call his office if you have the number post it

I’m pretty sure they are working on a robotic casket where he will reach a quantum superposition Of alive and dead.

He looks like he drank from the wrong Grail cup

Hey! Hello in there! Hey! What’s so important? What you got here that’s worth living for? McConnell's corpse: Toooo blloooock

Schrodinger’s Senator.

he’s been mostly dead for days.

I admire your game.

Schrödinger’s Senator

It‘s a fair assumption that Sen. McConnell’s useful days in government have passed. Dead. Gone. That‘s good news. He’s done plenty of damage. I revel in the end of Mitch McConnell‘s life in our government, but the end of his physical self? Letting go of life isn‘t simple or easy.

Have fun storming the castle!

In his case, I think it's "the lights are on, but nobody's home."

The only way to be sure is to hold a mirror over his mouth and kick him in the balls

There will be some Rubles in there…

Well done

I wonder how much of his wealth has been transferred out of his bank accounts since his non-death?

youtu.be/HLgQMtquS6Y?...

I think a wooden stake should be involved as well - just to make sure.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW...

Mostly dead.

Some orderly must've filched that SCOTUS seat he'd been keeping in his back pocket since the Obama administration.

G'bye boys!

Schrödinger's Senator

Said that *exact* thing to my wife last night. I'm honestly surprised they're not using it as an excuse in press conferences at this point. Well, except for the "loose change" part...

Schrödinger's Politician

Reminds me strangely of a brain in a box that I read about …

"Why can't I move?" "You've been mostly dead all month..."

Ninepence.

Beshear needs to stop calling for proof of life and start calling for an autopsy. Stop asking and start declaring he’s dead. Control the narrative. Flood the zone. But he’s a modern Dem, so I’m not holding my breath.

I’d say he’s technically alive, and HIPAA prevents the hospital from saying that he’s brain dead.

They probably need the time to shred files and burn tapes