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Scarecrows are one of my favorite monster types. I think that they're interesting because they are somewhat crude representations of humanity, but still get personified so easily. They absorb a bit of us, and when what we're giving off is tainted, it sticks to them.

Deathdream's "Andy" is likely the dorkiest killer up until the Scream franchise.

The Jester is a better clown than Art.

If you push the problem in Project Hail Mary back even a couple decades, it becomes a cosmic horror story about something weird happening to the sun and everybody dying without even being able to figure out what happened.

Felting the eyes was the right call

Just Before Dawn is such a classic early slasher, and it's kind of shocking that its only streaming presence is free to watch on youtube with the worst quality I've ever seen.

Dr. Rat is bi. Good for him!

Instead of calling supersoldiers Spatans, a cooler reference would be Myrmidons.

"Can they defeat Goku?" Actually yes, and it's going to hurt everybody else too.

A crime that American Horror Story has 13 seasons and Channel Zero only got 4. With every story based on something else, it wouldn't get repetitive so quickly.

I like the way how in Slotherhouse, follower counts pop up like power levels next to new characters.

I think it's so funny that the American right wing has given up Christopher Nolan, and in turn gained... Uwe Boll.

So how long do you think it'll be before somebody actually makes Megan? AI robot to raise your kids. Ignore all messages of the movie, that having an AI robot raise your kids is a really bad idea for a lot of reasons.

One of my favorite weirdos from the Triassic, and that's saying a lot.

I haven't seen Pumpkinhead in forever. I remember it actually being surprisingly good. Not the silly schlock I expected.

Batman, 1968:

None of the trailers I've seen for Digger have told me literally anything about it. It's weird to have this much marketing with this little substance.

I didn't know there was a new Street Fighter movie coming out until I saw the trailer at the theater last week. And... wow, it looks BAD. There's a reason we don't directly translate things to the screen this way most of the time.

It's bi day? Man, nobody tells me shit. I was straight the entire day.

Feed me promises, keep my heart well I'll sing you songs until the darkness does recede But if in the end I lose my voice Will you forget about your love for me?

If I had a youtube channel my first video would be me pretending to be on the ethics board after the events of Splice. "I'm not even sure I can count the ways your husband having sex with it alone violated the law, let alone scientific ethics."

One of my oldest pet peeves in fiction, dating back to childhood, is overly humancentric animal symbolism. Scorpions, snakes, vultures, etc. are bad because humans don't like them, regardless of what they actually do. Lame! Get out of your own heads, humans! That's the whole fun of writing animals!

youtu.be/tivAO7uZEds This is a wonderful video on my favorite Disney movie. I always loved this movie, even if I never quite understood WHY I emphasized so much with both the title characters.

Chompy and the Girls is just the sort of weird I needed in my diet.

Just put down our old dog, Bella. We got her as an old dog, so we only had her for a few years. But I'll miss her a lot. Ridiculous animal who made me smile every day.

As somebody who has read a lot of mythology, Gorr the God-Butcher isn't even a little bit wrong. The gods gotta go.

werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)

The Uprising might be good, but I'll probably never know because I'm so sick of the grey Middle Ages. That isn't what they looked like! The real thing is more interesting!

Hi guys. Apparently a disc from my neck slipped out a bit and was causing pain on my body. I think the intense gym routine I was going through triggered it and the nerves are reacting to it- I might have to take less comms this month. Any tips or support are very appriciated... Thank you... 💔

Victory for fish

Old Phantom if the Paradise stuff 🤘👹🥀⚡️🎹

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3c... I've never seen the whole special but I've gotta assume that these guys won. There's no way anybody else was better than them.