Westor Lowbrood, Dungeon Master

A pompous Casanova kobold who claims to be an incel, because they never have sex- they make love (they say while porno jazz riffs, rose petals fall, and they present a box of chocolates)

A kobold incel who loves women, especially their dragon dominatrix who keeps the kobold's cock locked in a cage, and never lets them play with it

Domesticating a werewolf with: Raw steak, poisoned with a tranquilizer Silver chain and muzzle Occult stimulation Command and treat training Asking them "who's a good puppy?" Until they guess correctly Vaccinations Monitored meetings with the domesticated werewolf pack until accepted

Kobold who will not engage with fortnite gooners

It's okay fat assed bottom facing away from me, with their body crouched slightly to present their plump rump- You don't need to snap your neck like you're possessed to face me. You can maintain a comfortable head position, while I stroke it and oogle your bubble butt.

A dragon named "GLK" You can tell its their name, because its what's printed on the collar tag, ear tag, and chest harness its wearing

I curse you with 1 life changing night of sleep, that you'll never experience again, and compare every snooze to

Cucks when the bull doesn't know what to do

A nerdy kobold who is a moderator on r/cum_inflation

A kobold who has only had rum and apple cider today, and should probably eat breakfast... Or at this point, lunch

You don't have to pay the kobold for gay, but they're accepting tips!

They gave a teddy bear retail depression

I can tie your cock into a knot with only my tongue (Tex Avery werewolf TF hazard)

Someone is speed running gay sex at GDQ

After reading up on cum stacking, I've started some rather basic supplements like daily zinc and pygeum. I think its having a noticeable impact on my cum volume. In hindsight, I kind of wish I did some weight measurements of my loads.

Gnoll: "Has anyone seen kobold?" Kobold, squished between the dragon's fat scaly thighs. Their legs and tail are poking out: "Hi Gnoll :D!" they shout into the dragon's cunt Dragon: "No. Go away." Gnoll, blinks slowly twice, looking at kobold's legs: "Okay, I'll look somewhere else. I guess."

"I need you to squat a bit higher," says the kobold to the dragon, as they squint with 1 eye to judge the dragon's position The dragon complies, lifting their fat rump a bit higher, even if confused. "Perfect! stop!" the kobold shouts. They start to long jump backwards, against the dragon's butt.

Dr.Flaregagger insists his medical research into using flared cocks to treat sleep apnea by pulling out of a throat fuck after the flare has engorged in the patients throat is very serious medical research The fact they are a minotaur, and currently face fucking a patient, is a irrelevant

A dragon using a foreskin stretcher on their sheath, just to see if they can make it any larger

has hit

Kobold acrobats wielding shields, spears, and banners to form the shape of a dragon. The coordinated stack of scaly combatants isn't the most effective at warfare, but does make for an amazing trick in a stage play.

Kobold Evil Dead 2 last night and it was... Not very good The scene where Ash tries to sit in a chair but breaks it, and all the objects in the house become possessed just to laugh at him, and him eventually joining the mad laughter, was pretty good tho

A kobold with thick red goop covering their finger tips to elbows at all times, for some reason

A Kobold and a human cashier arguing about the kobold's choice of payment for their pile of snacks The gold coins were genuine, but the cashier did not appreciate them being procured from who-knows-whatever the kobold has under their loincloth

"ah! Lizard!" Says the kobold, as a blue tailed skink loudly skitters over the mulch pile. The skink escapes into a perennial bed full of grasses, making the tall blades rustle and their dangling grains sway in the wind.

Kobold dabs away the tears, gives a soft laugh over the melodramatic thoughts, reminds themself this too shall pass, and tries again to hold it in

A kobold just trying to hold it in

It's kind of wild that blueskies will let you link your furaffinity account but not your onlyfans account in your biography Has anyone tried linking their e621 profile? Uhhh or redtube account?

@westorad.bsky.social ate all the corn 😶

I feel like grown ass adults should be allowed to go trick or treating Imo Halloween should be a holiday about spooky scary stuff AND getting to know your neighborhood When was the last time you said hello to the people you live near?

An American raccoon and Japanese tanuki doing one of those high school family exchange programs Also applicable: American coyote and British fox American cougar and African hyena Feel free to suggest more similar species

A kobold politely declining a morning wood blowjob, due to their sleep apnea making them dehydrated in the morning from the snoring If they came at the crack of dawn they might get a dehydration migraine Please give kobold head after breakfast You can snuggle their balls a bit tho

Null kobold taking some gas station dick pills and instigram pussy pills just to see what will happen (They exploded [This is unrelated to the pills. Kobolds just do that sometimes])

A point-&-click dragon walking around, trying >Use Kobold on [...] With everything they find in the dungeon Most of the interactions are comical or a >>You can't use Kobold for this But sometimes the kobold is actually the puzzle solution, somehow

Trying to hook up with a dragon on grindr but their host location is the freaking 15th floor of an underground mega structure, and they aren't gonna help me clear any of the countless dangers I will have to face I swear to god I'm gonna hate-fuck this dragon so hard they become my minion

You know what? Fuck you *Makes your fursona follow the fundamental laws of physics, instead of getting to take the ample liberties provided by being a fictional being*

I often joke about how it seems every moba ends up adding Sun Wukong to the roster, but I now have a 2nd joke about how ever gacha game seems to eventually add Anubis

See now we're fucking talking One of the only weapons we wield in this fight is our money and attendance, and if everyone involved with an event says "I'm not going unless you stop using AI" there's only two outcomes: *No AI or No Convention* Conventions are made by and for the community

When people like my replies to mutuals commenting on my posts, it counts as a form of digital voyeurism This is the online public square and I've got you bent over a parkbench.png with normies blocking us and freaks flashing their ♥️s & 🔁s in approval

Topping during your refractory period qualifies as a New Game+ challenge mode to Sex

Jerking off is so cool my favorite way to do it is by fucking your mouth

If you're an artist or care about conventions, I think this thread is really worth reading Chris shares some great insights on the subject here