Whalebone Jack

Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

How it feels right now

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Still New Bedford is a queer place.

wow, JKR & HBO must be scared shitless about the backlash to the new HP series. I can't wait to cancel my HBO subscription on December 1st – you should too!

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

a win for these workers and maybe an even bigger win for the labor movement writ large

organize. the only way out of this

Profusely apologizing to every waitress, cab driver, and dockhand when they realize me and my deckie are american

JK Rowling’s transphobia has ruined Harry Potter. That is a shame, there was a real magic in the fantasy of it. As a kid, I always loved imagining going to private coed boarding school. Inheriting a big pile of money. Drinking non alcoholic beer. Owning a little slave guy

Early voting starts today in Texas so you have a choice: skip the lines and vote in 5 minutes or wait all day on Nov 3 hmmm this is a tough one

if millennials could afford homes this wouldnt be a problem but this is going to hit the generation like a truck

Anyway, what was that you were saying about Tom Morello leaving his ballot blank in a safe blue state?

the whaling voyage was welcome

They're going to kill us all to build a beach resort.

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It's better to Sperm in the Whale than to wail in the sperm

Kinkie Skipper United States, Census, 1920

is this Moby Dick?

Hey, West Virginia peeps! Heads up!

Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”

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dennis hastert was a mass child Rapist and it's awesome he died. i hope it hurt.

hey it’s a gay bar story about who to actually be mad at

Does this confirm that Gritty has a dog dick?

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

First seal of the season, little bastard was so far away

Nothing Doing no. 67

Don’t know how anyone stands for the national anthem

shoutout to Senator Jack Reed (@reed.senate.gov) who was briefed on this a week ago but hasn't bothered to tell us plebes!

Replace this dude with a boat and it me

I've got two older dudes standing around talking about how much they love and use AI, while I'm geared up throwing around big pieces of timber and working at what we're all 3 supposes to be doing There's a metaphor in here somewhere

oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”

dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.

there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid

Okay y’all. From now on, when we inevitably get a food recall announcement. Can we be more specific because unfortunately you know folks just read headlines. The cinnamon in question is Lior Cinnamon Ground Seasoning with the UPC 794711005484.

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

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