clod

you need to be bartlebymaxxing. you should be preferring not to at all times. take the scrivenpill

recession indicator

cool

when coworker in zoom has blurred background on and her cat's messing around back there and for one second a part of the cat snaps into focus and it's just the cat butthole <<<<

someone posted a cool picture a while back (a photo or photoshop of a stone-lined doorway in the surface of a green pond, with a staircase visible inside it) and i'm in a terrible situation because i can't find it with searching and the only thing i remember about the poster is she was trans. sorry!

i would hate to be embattled. sounds like a really bad time

i know i'm gonna be using this

thinking about getting into a snit

reading about "slutcon" finally and i'm like. aren't these guys supposed to be "high DEcoupling"?

what do you mean "now what"

dumb piece of shit caucus supplement cover photo subzero fridge background

it's probably time to start coming up with a cutesy name for the gray-brown crud that collects in the crease of your folding iphone

just cracked my torso like a big knuckle

to me, the most influential poster on bluesky is my wife

good morning, disarray!

hwæt tuah

wife has an original poster of this

i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is

ew, claude! gross!

so can the subaltern fucking speak already? this is taking forever

haiku is class D personnel

(michael stipe voice)

who up blocking they mom? disrespectful

huge if true

horror movie filmed entirely in criterion closet, "IMPORTANT TO ME"

once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge

this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"

what do you mean "now what"

me to the rust compiler

many such cases

draft @rusty.todayintabs.com

Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life

they're calling it the most bluesky post of all time

which one of you put my fancy japanese electronic toilet in "tim curry voice" mode

guys we need a new exit plan

unusual situation where a new york team's in a 25-year championship drought, so you kinda half to put up with you acting like the protagonists of the united states even though you guys also act like that at all other times

this is basically like finding a clovis point in some parts of the united states. they may not be rare, sure, but it's still something special to find one yourself.

please explain immediately

did you think i was kidding

my chamoy chicano my tamarind tejano my pickles rick spurs in six

sorry the only "real" new yorkers are the rats who work in the kitchen in Muppets Take Manhattan

when you stay on twitter but it doesn't affect you

victor wembanyana can hug six people at once

you almost never see a stripper wearing a nice watch

doordashing a tank of gas

(laughs smugly, raises eyebrow) Really? Talarico is "low T"? Then why is the T the only capital letter in his name?

@johnmoe.bsky.social i think "hungry heart" is just bruce springsteen making excuses to detective steely dan for being the guy from "do it again"