Luke

Honestly that bar of 5/4 in ABBA's Chiquitita hits SO hard

#fulbright

How could I possibly work on my thesis while I hear the sweet voice of Judge Judy coming from my living room tv?

I am 100% a gay man but now I want to be a lesbian more than ever after having listened to The Giver #chappellroan #thegiver

Ireland was grand 🇮🇪🫶🏻

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

REPORTER: Is there an acting FAA director? DUFFY: *walks away* (The FAA director resigned on the day of Trump's inauguration under pressure from Elon Musk)

Trump to turn the Guantanamo bay torture camp into a full fledged concentration camp. He plans to send at least 30,000 people, while they'll allege to only be sending "migrants", ICE has also been randomly detaining US citizens during its ethnic cleansing operations.

The January 6 pardons are turning out great.

what’s it called when you want to “just clean out” one ethnicity? I forget.

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

What are the Gays for tRump saying now?!? www.out.com/news/donald-...

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

I was supposed to host an info session on Thursday for foreign students interested in pursuing higher ed in the US. I got this email just a few hours after the inauguration. Could be something, could be nothing. But you can't make this stuff up.

They should allow Joe Biden the chance to pull a lever at the Badonkadonk tank and if Nancy Pelosi falls in, he gets to remain President

Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See theonion.com/elon-mu...

JD Vance Sworn In On Stack Of Printed 4chan Greentexts theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts theonion.com/confuse...

Big Tech billionaires had a front row seat at Trump's inauguration. They were seated in front of Trump's own cabinet. Tells you everything you need to know.

Trump on Elon Musk: "He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide."

If someone from that gaggle of white girls on a catamaran in Flamingo Beach, Costa Rica singing Defying Gravity sees this message, please know that I see you, I support you, and most of all, I hear you.

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

One thing I am using, and would like to encourage the use of, is the "Hide reply for everyone" option. When I see MAGA trolls, I'm just hiding the reply from everyone and sending them to the block party. Fire needs oxygen to burn. Don't give it to them.

If elon isn’t here can I say faggot

Went to a [gay] club last night and they didn't play a SINGLE Chappell Roan song so Costa Ricans are homophobic ig