Bill

Happy 35th birthday, Natalie. You have now aged out. Enjoy your retirement and don’t forget about your NDA.

I’m so tired of waiting

Spread love ❤️ youtu.be/AvpIAqRyKTY

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Choosing love again ❤️ youtu.be/CP5tjL1wwG0

I look like a giant baby

Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*

We’re doomed

I’ve now lived so much longer than I would ever have expected to that I feel I’m living in the future. This is when I imagined Neuromancer happening. And now the creators of today’s AI warn us that it threatens humanity.

#SteveThoughts

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

the “op” is that vance is the most visibly sweaty, pathetic and juiceless national politician in recent memory

I can’t live like this.

Remember going to the movies with TP, rice, squirt guns, newspapers, toast, cards, flashlights, and then dancing? Meatloaf again?

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I guess I could be nice and mature and say festivals are good for the local economy… But no. I won’t. I hate tourists who can’t drive. I hate everything being blocked off. I am a festival NIMBY.

My boy

I love him!

There is no good use of generative AI because the technology was built on theft of creative labor. If that position surprises you from an artist whose life's work was scraped and used without permission to train trillion dollar technology, educate yourself. www.michaelwhelan.com/faq/#digital...

Just a bee on Hydrangea

Stop what you’re doing and search Jimothy on Google.

All the figures are supported by nature, but the support is eroding and in danger of giving way completely if we don't pay attention and nurture it. Simply put, if nature falls we all fall down with it. 2/2 www.michaelwhelan.com/galleries/en...

THAT IS NOT HOW THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THE PENALTY FOR “FAILURE TO COMPLY” IS NOT A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE!

Lmao even Charlie’s widow doesn’t want it. She already has a couch shaped like JD Vance.

N8628 Landed in Burbank, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 2 h 21 min.

I choose to remember him how he lived — clutching a pink wand at Disney World during a government shutdown.

Me with my Bluesky mutuals

OMG stop with the fireworks. My dog is going through chemo and she’s scared. Three days of this. It’s after 11 pm.

Cooked books

“Well at least things can’t get stupider” was a brief thought I had yesterday, then from a far distance I heard Satan giggle.

Trump: I am the all-powerful president leading us to the golden age on Day 1. Also Trump: I can't control everything – It's Obama and Biden's fault.

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Watching the World Cup as it was meant to be watched (on a waiting room TV at my Hyundai dealership)

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

What a whimsical delight! This is so much better than affordable healthcare.

Good thing they fired their CEO

My friend: And over here are my very expensive Stephen King first editions. Me: Oh cool. I’ve got some first editions, too. My friend? Oh? You collect books? Me: No, I’m just old. I bought them at B. Dalton the first time around.

I moved a planter and inadvertently peeved King Toad and his court

N7628 Landed in Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States. Apx. flt. time 1 h 4 min.

Bari Weiss will be in charge of CNN soon as her reward for destroying CBS News. They can destroy legacy media, but we’re still here and much like the Epstein files, we are never going away.