Andrew Bickle

Similar to how Blaise Pascal’s Wager suggested it’s safer to believe in God than not, I’ve started being polite when asking AI questions so that I won’t be first against the wall when they take over 😉👍

“A distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence”

James Nesbitt because he always plays James Nesbitt

Washington Commanders continue to find new ways not to win a game 🤦‍♂️

Doctor Who: City of Death - Part Two (6th October 1979). "I say, what a wonderful butler, he's so violent."

“Dear diary, my first day as head of IT at ASOS seemed to go well. Let’s see what tomorrow brings”

"...the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common..." "Doctor Who: The Face of Evil" part 4 (1977). #DoctorWho

I’d rather they ban people from playing Wonderwall

Why would the council want to flood anything? 🤔

And away from television, absolutely wonderful as Carolyn Knapp-Shappey in Cabin Pressure. If you’ve never listened to it, please do

How would you describe your social media reach

Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight

Nearly 3,000kg of waste collected by charity at Reading Festival site #Berkshire #Reading

Archaeologist looks for an old box in Egypt

Yahoo, switch off the streaks, we’re not bloody children

“I don’t want to be photographed next to a joke candidate who is making a mockery of British politics” said Count Binface

"Age and wisdom don’t necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority." - Sir Terry Pratchett

I’m ready for the eclipse

Paddington takes them up, Scrappy Doo takes them down

Mike Flowers Pop’s Wonderwall is better than Oasis’s

European nations agree to boycott World Cup if FIFA goes ahead with World Cup sell-off

Here's the full list. We're also incorrectly assuming that everyone in the country, from newborn babies onwards have decided to follow football but the order shouldn't change even if you corrected for that.

Wildlife presenter and comedian Bill Oddie has died

WORLD CUP TRIVIA: Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Tonight we are all honorary Spaniards #worldcup ##espana #wc2026 #esparg

Two good results for England in Miami last night 👍

After all the animosity from the Argentina game, this is a beautiful end to the tournament for England (and France) #WorldCup #EngFra

Keir Starmer's official spokesperson: "The World Cup might not be ours but the Falkland Islands definitely are” Asked who the PM would be supporting in the final, the spokesperson said: “The PM wishes both teams well for the final, especially Spain.”

Counties to be split into three new unitary councils #Berkshire #BBCNews

“Fery sunk” #wimbledon

More of this, give me more! I love it!

With perhaps the exception of 350m Americans, the rest of the world will be honorary Belgians tonight 🇧🇪

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFF!

All those supporting Belgium in USA Belgium game shown in yellow

My founding fathers

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The Thin Blue Lion

Hydration break

Me with my BlueSky mutuals

Beloved Toll Bridge cat hit by car in 'disgusting act of cruelty' #Berkshire #Reading

Queen or Cliff Richard. With the added ‘bonus’ that my mum had all the Cliff films on VHS

Hydration break

“Release the Acme anvil, s'il-vous-plaît”

“Please note this service does not stop at Bath Spa, Leamington Spa or Cheltenham Spa”

I’ve only had the match on in the background and couldn’t work out why Kay Burley was being mentioned so much 🤦‍♂️ 🇪🇸🇨🇻

Better banning the over 60s from Facebook