Wil Cornish

Oh no I tried an iPhone Duo.

As students we made a pyramid of toilet roll tubes in the window until the entire window was blocked out by them. I’m sure you have questions. I do not have answers.

video games were a short lived entertainment medium popular from ~1970 - ~2025

Burger joint run by a staff of aliens who think people are meant to fuck the burgers

Partner tied me up and then laughed at me when I couldn’t do the iconic three claps to this millennial emo anthem. Call that Enter Shibari

On this day in 2017, I went to BBC TVC to collect my auction lot from the big sell off. And there I met the BBC2 idents of my youth. Star struck.

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Four is such a small number for some of these massive outlets to not have published. You should subscribe to jank.cool

Katie took such amazing photos!

Bought a magic the gathering card and it came packaged with a wanky ai generated short story by the seller.

Settle a debate for me, which ape language has the most offensive slurs? I reckon it’s gorillas because chimps are too base violent and orangutan are too sophisticated for single word abuse

LANDMINES HAVE TAKEN MY LEGS AND THATS BASICALLY FINE NEUTRAL POLITICALLY LEFT ME LIVING IN BEEEEEDD

every photo of red sprites is so sci fi horror, wow

fonts you can taste

FUCKING YES

No he isn’t. The book is very clear on this.

Not to be bleak but do you remember when there used to be new things?

Does anyone have any good audiobook recommends? I normally read miserable books about mentally ill women having a breakdown or "intelligent" sci-fi type stuff where people with guns have arguments about politics. I'm not going to read Dungeon Crawler Piss

I did this and it turns out I have at some point turned this data-gathering off.

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Just realised we're a bit over three years away from the 20th anniversary of Danger Days and thinking of what they might do for it. Slightly concerned they might lay on a full dystopian apocalypse of tyrannical anti-creative oppression spearheaded by synthetic entities, sorry I'm being handed a note

so is Blake a man or a game then @blakemanorgame.bsky.social ?

It’s getting harder & harder to find a space to talk about live music. Journalism is struggling. Grassroots music venues are in crisis. That’s why I’ve started 🖤Eviscerating Joy🖤. A space to talk about as many bands (and fans, and venues) as I humanly can. Join me! evisceratingjoy.substack.com

Do you ever think about the American names for note subdivisions and how deeply stupid they are if you’re not in 4/4 time? “three quarter notes to a bar”, “each bar is six beats an eighth in length”. Daft. Foolish. Awful.

One day I would like to sit down with someone very knowledgeable about cars and work out what the elements are that define the type of cars that I really like? Because I don’t know what the shared dna of the countach, new Renault 5, R8, Hyundai Ioniq, and like… Kei trucks is. But there is one

You know what I’d like? It’d never happen but EA should release Mirror’s Edge on switch/switch 2. I’d eat that shit up. Full price purchase, genuinely.

Important question: is Magnus a member of the Order of the Istari?

I ask the questions nobody else is asking.

Do you think skeletons like it when people do a Skeletor voice for them or is it culturally insensitive?

oh yeah

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

Very weird seeing one of these that is just "a post a friend made". If only there were some way to repost the original here on bluesky

Hey I was going to work on an app for people who wanted to have gay hookups with Germanic-speaking Post-Roman Britons but mostly people have been using it to cut through locks and steal bikes Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for Angle Grindr

Some people say they relax by doing a Jigsaw but honestly I find it really stressful? Between the kidnapping, disposing of bodies and thinking of ironic but deadly escape room puzzles it’s just such a faff.

Trying out that new dating app for kink-positive and non monogamous people but so far all I’m seeing on there is sporty posh women with sticks? Can anyone tell me is it always like this or have I got the wrong version of Feeld Hockey?

I’m watching Princess Mononoke for the first time and do you think the people who made Breath of the Wild have seen this movie?

Going through my movie library and I discovered a cinematic parallel

Now do FDM printed tat. I’m not even kidding, at Tabletop Scotland there was so much layerliney ugly plastic nothing being sold “just because” with no real QC or care in the crafting, just firing off free STLs to sell for £20 each. Get rid of it & make people sell things they’ve actually made again.

If you watch Bottom close enough, he’ll make a joke about his arse

Regret to inform you all that I have to hand in my heavy music licence as I just described part of a song as "just incoherent screaming"