john ‮‮

john ‮‮

@wilddog.bsky.social

all of my poasts meet industry standards. ‮ he/they ⫘ african wild dog sona sfw, some (im)mature humor pfp by @plaguenecromancer.bsky.social, banner by @slapmaa.bsky.social

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john ‮‮ reposted

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

john ‮‮ reposted

stupid. our enemies will simply breed their own dogs so sexy they render our warhounds absolutely frantic with lust. dragging red rockets the size of a costco yam

Amy Feldman@amyfeldman7.bsky.social

*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...

in my defense, i didn't even know there were that many numbers. but that's alright, because i can fall back to my other new job at the PHP Foundation!

john ‮‮@wilddog.bsky.social

dont panic, but i just moved across the world to india! im working at eMudhra as the guy who picks their numbers for security stuff!

dont panic, but i just moved across the world to india! im working at eMudhra as the guy who picks their numbers for security stuff!

john ‮‮@wilddog.bsky.social

guess who got a job at the taylor farms lettuce department!