TJ Hard

Me: I'm okay. Also me:

i have faith that even my dumbest ideas will prevail

Americans will sniff your farts if you tell them there’s protein in it

Wesley Snipes is so bad ass in Blade because he’s not acting. He still hunts vampires on the weekends.

Me and my regular group who like my posts.

I’m just 99 Smurfs in Gargamels’ skin suit

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn't a selfie.

Drop something SUPERNATURAL 😱

Share your flashback Friday. Driving the Seahawks ambulance when I first started working in EMS. Seattle, WA 2015.

Report with your flashback Friday. 1976, Laurel, MT.

Share your mood for the weekend! 🖤

Show me your flashback Friday. Driving the Seahawks ambulance when I first started in EMS. 2015.

Show me your flashback Friday. 2004, in Seattle, WA.

show me ur flashback Friday I look ridiculous, but I'm sharing b/c I was very ON BRAND telling a guy to fuck off b/c he was being gross to me and my friends

Show me your flashback Friday.

Show me your flashback Friday.

ground pork implies the existence of flying pigs

A disturbance in the Force.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. When Doves Cry In My Pants.

Truck nutz, but as implants… call them chesticles

"The Hound of the Baskervilles" audiobook as narrated by William Shatner.

can Ai do this? (eats spaghetti)

He looks like he's running for governor of a Buc-ee’s

If you see this, post something Blue!

Man, fuck the NBA!

This is an excellent press question. Whistleblowers are long able to bring a qui tam lawsuit which DOJ can join & get 15-30% of any settlement under the False Claims Act (which is used often to address health care fraud including in Medicare & Medicaid) compared to only 1% under this capped $ fund.

A Dollar General employee putting out their cigarette to come in and ring you up is a sign of respect in my culture.

[smugly] I am much older than that.

Apocalypse Now That's What I Call Music!

I hope today is the day I find a baby raccoon and we’ll become best friends and wear matching outfits

Naked and afraid but it’s just me, misunderstanding the point of this gender reveal party