WMDave

I disavow the Calico Jacks

I worked one day at a solar panel company that claimed that it was formed by the same man who started Eckerd drugs, but in fact was created by a guy named Eckerd. I was fired for not sticking to the telemarketer script, & tell them how much it would really cost them, not including construction

Napoleon (2023) has him played by an actor that was way too old.

this is like my 7th period jazz improv teacher telling me that it's all Blue Moon

Election Day is a Monday and a federal holiday. All citizens are auto-registered.

NPR game show host is now posting thirst trap photos for Edwardian goth teen girls

The roadkill to Damascus

"Extract the oil" from your synthetic clothing's ashes, that's like "make a tree" (and cotton) out of paper ashes. But yes.

Beyoncé

This is why The Bear is not a comedy to me.

Your yearly reminder that “holiday” celebrations that only include Christian traditions are not, in fact, inclusive even if you don’t use the word Christmas, so tbh I’d rather you just say it’s Christmas.

Gail has the best shenanigans ever. She'll probably knit you one too, if you send her the wool. Each shenanigan takes her a dozen fortnights if it's the whole nine yards. Mine fits like an iron fist.

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I have to admire how he stays on point

Yeah I wish I'd known before I bought these two beef sides

Oddly enough, we did have amendments to the constitution around these times; & maybe we didn't do enough of these things, but we very much did pass 2 amendments re voting & other civil rights after the Civil War

If you read music theory too hard you become pure bebop

We had the sacred scrolls

Protesters outside Tesla in North Austin, TX. #TeslaTakedown 🎥Susan Markus

Lamar/Rundberg, where fuck trump energy lives yet

It keeps autocorrecting to "gay minge"

"It's lies wrapped in hyperbole covered in a thick demi-glace of bullshit." Call it whatever you want, but I'm calling it what it is. Fascism. michaelianblack.substack.com/p/dropping-t...

same, also I do like Forbidden Planet (1956) better than Percy Stow's The Tempest (1908)

Texans: Remember to cover your outside faucets, it's going to be very cold 🥶

Forget it, Jake

How did this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism become illegal to build in most American cities?

I like how there's still room for a fifth & possibly sixth unspecified gender to be discovered at a later date

Brunch is the manifestation of sloth, of eating the first meal of the day with a mindful mindlessness and no consideration for deadlines. It is always a good time for brunch.

It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing

@yourewrongabout.bsky.social In re: mens colognes of the 1940s I'm 61 years old. My grandfather in the 1930s wore cologne by Givenchy until it ran out some time during World War 2 and then he switched to Aqua Velva.