Woolric

Woolric

@woolric.bsky.social

Any/All JRPG fiend, cousin who reads textbooks for fun. Big into rounded artstyles.

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sometimes I think about how I mostly only do improv comedy stuff and wonder if I would be unable to write humor but then I imagine a whole bunch of puns and the possible contexts you could use them and I'm like... "Wow! These jokes are STILL indecipherable!"

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Beyond the battlefield lies the truth and the price of power. Watch Heavy Metal L-Gaim now on HIDIVE!

What if a boat was sinking and some guy tried to plug up the hole with his hands and feet but then the water started coming out of his mouth wouldn't that be messed up?

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my thing about "would you love me if i were a worm" is that worms are already very lovable. you need to pick a less lovable animal than a worm to truly test one's love... *cursed sword glowers as veins crawl up my rotting arm* like humans... PUNY, WEAK, MISERABLE humans...

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max level in rpgs 20: traditional. simple. trustworthy 40: for knights and people really into dnd 99: classic. a fine bottle of wine. 100: oh, the extra mile. very nice 50: level centrist 9999: glutton for excess. if done with love it’s charming 70: mysterious choice. why 60: you sick freak

Had a dream I was taking a music history class and got an essay back and the professor wrote "I've never read such a surface level analysis of Lohegrin" and now thinking about it there's no way that's possible.

Spent like a total of 9 hours of the last two days googling "List of every JRPG on the PS2" and stuff like that. Don't do this this isn't how you find anything.

Linear Systems of Equations is insane cuz it's like "Provided you know EVERY SINGLE NUMBER THAT EXISTS, THEN AND ONLY THEN..." "... 1 = nothing that isn't 1" And then you can see the universe

Young Conker's design has always impressed me. They made his eyes and mouth so big but he's completely unable to convey emotion. It's art.

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