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Ched Evans playing for Fleetwood and the commentators are talking about what an experienced pro he is and not the fact that he's a convicted rapist? Fucking gross.

Imagine being a drone nonce.

This cunt is rich enough to pay her own way, but still claims expenses whilst working for a company threatening benefits cuts. Absolute fucking scumbag.

Jeremy Cunt.

Everton brought on a bus to Hackney Wick

Lovely moment where Garner got smacked in the back of the head when an Everton player kicked the ball upfield after Gabriel's goal.

Went to Helgi's for the London launch party of Tony Iommi's new album last night and won twice in the raffle, getting a copy of the album and a t-shirt. Becky Baldwin was in attendance, so asked her to sign the album. Now I just need to bump into Tony in a pub!

Imagine the injuries PSG would get if their main players had to play more than twice a month. Pussyholes.

@varsityathlete.bsky.social just saw a brown brother with a neat beard, glasses and burgundy(!) beanie in my local Sainsbury's and gave myself whiplash double taking to see that it wasn't you.

That throw in is the first time that I've believed that Liam Delap is Rory's son.

For an idea of how billionaire math works, when MacKenzie Scott started giving all this money away in 2020, her net worth was about $30 billion. Since then, she's given away $26.2 billion... and her net worth is STILL just about $30 billion. She literally can't give it away fast enough to run out.

I think I don't like him, but Haraldsson for Lille is a tidy player.

Man with more money than god speaks to placate fans with enough money to afford to go to the fucking Sphere. Of course most of them aren't "political", because if you can afford the Sphere, politics doesn't affect you.

I just put the fan on. It's October, ffs.

Nice to see Kyle Walker receiving a framed shirt commemorating his 96 England caps. Word on the street is that there is a lot of memorobilia space about to open up round his gaff.

"We've heard your concerns about the pervert glasses and we've decided to pivot to the cute little paedo guy"

Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.

I will very gladly be part of a class action lawsuit against these cheating bastards.

Man City got found guilty before we got GTA IV.

Just realised that I still followed Nicolas Pepe on Instagram. That must be a record for a former player I have no actual opinion of.

Oh, Viz.

Monday night and the Priest is back!

An AI flyer is a brown M&M test. If your event or business is cutting corners by using an AI flyer, where else are you cutting corners? What else are you cheating out on? Why should I be bothered to go somewhere you couldn't be bothered to promote with a little of your own personality?

"He's worked his absolute socks off" is a tremendous Absoluting on commentary there.

Fuck off Fletcher you fucking miserable fucking northern cunt.

Two of my best mates are Sunderland fans and I had a little mild winding up about Bruno playing against them this season. I'm a stupid cunt for not putting money on him to score tonight.

Nah, you lot are taking the piss. How are we not allowed to take that corner? Fuck off.

Arteta is writing in Sharpie. We all knew it, but confirmed psychopath.

Odegaard is so fucking back.

Napoli accidentally sprayed their keeper's bollocks with Deep Heat and he couldn't continue.

Red shorts? Utter woke nonsense.

Even by Chelsea standards, they are a horrid pack of cunts this season.

Second bookable offence from Palmer there.

Referee genuinely wouldn't have given that blatant foul if Havertz's boot hadn't been kicked off his foot. Fucking useless cunt. Palmer again.

Just because Palmer is clinically stupid, it doesn't mean you can't book him for being a dirty cunt.

Ainsley!!

What farm has a who corn maze now lmao

Genuinely worth setting aside a few minutes to read this. A brilliant interview about a tremendous life and person.

@impq.bsky.social I've finally remembered to write in for the homework! It's only taken 80 episodes.

Fuck off Villa, you are a team as vile as the disgusting greasy man who manages you.

That should have been Krusty's Issue of Gigantic Asses' second yellow

We need to take the game to these Ozzy Osbourne-merchants. Ozzy was sat further forward on his throne at Villa Park last year.

You know a right back is being a cunt when Neville praises his play as aggressive.

Saw Accept on Friday night. Still have Midnight Mover stuck in my head.

Breakfast in the Hetfield household: GIMME FRUIT, GIMME FIBRE, GIMME WHAT MY GUT DESIRES

I know that local papers need to attract a broader audience, but The Evening Standard promoting Man United's Champions League draw is hilariously damning of all of the cunts who still support United despite living 150 miles away from Manchester.