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Reminder: @jumpleads.zone seasons 1+2 are available to listen to right now, for FREE, in your favorite podcast app! This scifi-comedy audiodrama follows two trainees in a broken-down reality-jumping ship trying to find their way home. It's Red Dwarf meets Lower Decks! audio.jumpleads.zone/subscribe/

Tried that browser-based Resident Evil Outbreak thing earlier today. Interesting project! Bold choice to have the game assume I am always holding down the weapon-aim button so I can't actually move my character, but I'm sure it's vital to the online experience.

They call me the One Take Wonder, because I'm always saying "Just give me one more take, please, I swear I'll get it this time, please please, I promise I can do this" while they wonder if it's too late to replace me with someone else.

This is not a bit - I hate the Scrub Daddy musical ad that's running on Hulu during Scrubs, but I have so much respect for the actor doing the song-and-dance. That actor is really selling it. That's no small feat. I mean, it's the job, but that actor is pulling it off.

As much as I would love to see a Switch 2 port of the Silent Hill 2 remake, that would require Bloober Team to optimize their game. And as anyone who has played the PC version knows, that's not their strong suit.

They call me the One Take Wonder, because I'm always saying "Just give me one more take, please, I swear I'll get it this time, please please, I promise I can do this" while they wonder if it's too late to replace me with someone else.

Not the top Steam review of Dressmaker making me cry this morning!

I have a lot of favorites, but what are yours?

Zydrate comes in a little glass vial, but is now also available in an easy-to-swallow capsule. Ask your doctor if Zydrate is right for you. Do not take Zydrate if you are allergic to Zydrate.

This is going to be a lot of fun. If you're in LA and want a giggle on Saturday afternoon come to the show!

When I'm Supreme Ruler of the Universe, I'll abolish capital punishment except in two cases: People who call customer support lines from their car and act like it's the rep's fault they don't have any of their documents to hand, and people who don't flush the toilet in public bathrooms.

Outta my sight, scrub

I love this image of the Founding Fathers harassing the newly dead like half-rate YouTubers ragefarming on Hollywood Blvd.

Ah, memories.

I have accidentally sent this Google sticker to two separate people today.

I don't know that the BioWare of the 2020s was capable of putting out the kinds of games they were making in the 90s, 00s and 10s, but that's also 8,000% EA's fault.

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

Consolidation is killing our industry. The Gamergaters who make money off the rage game will have you think this is a victory. This is purely a loss. A loss of work and art and fun and expression in a space that desperately needs it. Massive fucking bummer.

jordanhass.com/podcast/q32026 HEY THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF GAME SHOWS I SUPPOSE, THE PODCAST WHERE I WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GAME SHOWS, PLEASE GIVE IT A LISTEN

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

Well… shit.

Me: My music tastes are eclectic and varied. I am a unique wossname what can't be duplicated. Also me, assembling a list of the nine albums that Made Me: Fuck.

Wildwood is phenomenal. I cannot recommend it enough. Laika took all our favorite 70s fantasy movies, sprinkled in some Legends of Zelda and Lord of the Rings, and animated the absolute shit out of it. Go see it twice.

LOS ANGELES! My Saturday show this week is proud to announce TWO HEADLINERS including the wonderful @benpaddon.net! Our open mic is free, performers get 5-10 minutes depending on turnout. If you want to get on the list, well, show up! We're in the big church at 3300 Wilshire at 2 PM Saturdays.

It's TV, not film, but almost every time the Eleventh Doctor is seen breaking something on Doctor Who, it's not scripted - Matt Smith is just incredibly clumsy.

From Ganymede to Titan, yes sir I've been around But there ain't no place in the whole of space like that good old toddlin' town

When MST3K met PlayStation in '98. While digging through some demo discs, it was a pleasant surprise to see Mike and the gang pop up to introduce PlayStation Underground's Best of Year One magazine disc.

Now that Steam Next Fest has started I want to remind everybody to not give games with AI any attention, to help you with this you can download this neat extension that will make it A LOT easier to filter through the slop! github.com/seeeeew/aiwa...

So many of the best lines from this show came from Jeff. Every so often I'll remember "I've got the key to the gates of Paradise, but I've got too many legs!" and have the stifle a laugh in public.

Threads is objectively terrible except for this one shitposter

remember that "BIDEN IS SENILE" was a stop the presses, every day story and they just let this shit go like its normal

This is perfectly reasonable provided that the government is then allowed to dig a trench across the right of way leading to your driveway, disconnect all your utilities, and sit idly while your house burns.

"Grief is just love that has nowhere to go." - SpongeBob SquarePants

This person is receiving asks from conservative Discworld dwarves.