Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

I should never be president because I would start WW3 by telling Putin "Sir, this is an Arby's" after the fifteenth time he started rambling about Borislav the Jew Slayer's 1346 claims to lower Ruthenia means the war in Ukraine is completely justified somehow.

You put Mary in the B tier, like the football? Jail, jail for one thousand years in Pope Miette's oubliette

good afternoon from this absolutely stunning golden old tree at our oldest wastewater treatment plant.

To the surprise of literally no one. www.gamesradar.com/games/mass-e...

Jay of the day parachuting in for a snack 😂 #birds

it feels like a nice little proof-case of race as social construct that we've gone from the racists talking about the Decadent Latins being overcome by the Manly Teutons to their intellectual descendants insisting they're both The Same Race actually

because I do not hate myself THAT much, I'm not going to read the article to find out how they justify talking about "spoilers" in a ranked-choice election

Personally I think that Google censoring basic facts about the 2020 election as if it were a question of what happened in Tiananmen Square, specifically for US audiences, is the type of thing that would merit some executives explaining themselves before Congress, even if Gemini chatbot is speech.

I’m sure Ms. Rachel is well meaning and stuff but what do we call it when an ill informed white lady in her passionate activism sends waves of harassment at a black man (because that’s who the program director is!)

Ukrainian participants were described as shocked, viewing the plan as creating dependency on Moscow and noting that the United States appeared to have secured nothing in return from Putin.

This ghoulish gulo wishes you a Hairy Halloween, a Sawtoothed Samhain, and a wonderful, spooky harvest!

Dolores Huerta represented the best of us. California — and the United States — would not be what we are today without her resolute spirit, her passion for justice and fairness, and her commitment to those overlooked and forgotten.

BREAKING: Labor leader, feminist and civil rights icon Dolores Huerta has died at 96. bit.ly/4zZMS2h

How do you tell if authors fabricated their research results? Sometimes: they just tell you. Read, e.g., this caption carefully. Another banger of a post by my friend Nihar B. Shah on his blog, where he found at least 20+ such #ICLR2027 submissions: researchonresearch.blog/2026/10/20/s...

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

unfortunately, polluting the data set IS a jerky thing to do, making them - as always - on brand www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

Me and who?

Remember 1996? Bob Dole and the Yankees were the PLUCKY UNDERDOGS! The nineties were wild, man.

Actually, I think this image goes hard. He would have my vote.

there's literally one where an ai-generated josh shapiro appears to shoot lightning from his fingers like he's fucking emperor palpatine

You can uncensor it using this prompt engineering technique I invented

In my feed this is right next to a clip of Trump appreciating men's asses and hard muscles and “anatomy”

Oh no, not the bees

Colorado mentioned!

Cooper Pratt. That’s the skeet. Who is Cooper Pratt and what’s a skeet

Can I say something about Cooper Pratt while everyone from Florida gets mad at me

I legitimately am flabbergasted that this “white people can’t go out in public anymore because liberals” ad is real.

I was flipping the bird at the screen the whole time that twerp was up there

…oh right, no ghost runners in the MLB™ Postseason™

I saw the last bit of that “liberals are racists” thing out of the corner of my eye and like, I know you're not supposed to take cough syrup with the meds I'm on, but I didn't take *that* much, surely I'm not literally tripping….

Taken moments after he made an attempt to suddenly pull the whole thing off the table.

One of my friends has family being pursued by fed prosecutors (for this political bullshit, they’re a pundit) and it’s incredibly stressful for them to get endless subpoenas

According to the TV, if you're a supervillain you can use Amazon to buy eyedrops for your laser eyes.

mom can you pick me up? Hakeem Jeffries is Sephiroth posting on main and i'm scared

David Hamilton vs Griffin Jax Home Run (2) 💣 Exit velo: 102.0 mph Launch angle: 31 deg Projected distance: 391 ft This would have been a home run in every MLB ballpark except Oracle Park MIL @ TB 🔺 5th

“ride that dominant bullpen to the finish line” PHRASING

it is 0.06 grams, and entirely solar powered with no battery. it's about 4cm long including the antenna. the cost is about $175 each but there is a quantity discount. here is the product page. celltracktech.com/collections/...

if you are curious, they are using an ultra-lightweight tag called the BlūMorpho. this sent me down a whole rabbit hole...

HOME RUN! David Hamilton Tying Solo HR off Griffin Jax Milwaukee Brewers @ Tampa Bay Rays Exit Velo: 102.0 mph | Launch Angle: 31° | Distance: 391 ft Top 5th | MIL 2 - TB 2 Season HR #2 #MLB #HomeRun #Brewers

If you enjoyed this clip, have you considered: baseball (sigh)

Fuck yeah, Sal Frelick

Glory to the Democratic Forces of Tennessee

Hacked VMS board spotted in Nashville on Korean Veterans Boulevard.

Controversial opinion but I'd bet that putting up a fence in the country isn't nearly as exciting IRL as this truck commercial is trying to make it look like

As a young man, I used to think there was no such thing as 'forbidden' knowledge, that knowledge was always good and could never be harmful. As a somewhat older man, I regard this position was folly. No one is improved by finding out what a Malfoid is. This is a knowledge that should be forbidden.