💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary)

…They ask me, too. “Oh me? I’m a refugee. From the Caucuses. Yes I’m thankful to be here. Bombs don’t fall on our heads here. Yes, I’m Caucasian. No, not like you’re ‘Caucasian’. I can’t go back to my country, but thanks for suggesting it.” …

Unlike this naysayer, I believe we can be a manufacturing cunt country again. We dominated the world at this once, we can again.

With enough manpower we will manufacture cunt again. We will unionize the cunt factories and we will produce quality cunt at affordable prices and provide healthcare and living wage to cunt workers.

We need and must manufacture cunt again. We cannot afford to have a Chinese cunt gap.

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A.I.? Artificial intelligence?? More like Ass Incorporated

We’ll open the negotiations with “Gaping Pussy.” What’s your counter offer?

I like poetry (Does Billy have access to Mr Ebert’s Twitter as well?)

LOL! Check: Mayor: still cool as hell. Stuntin on them NYPD hoes. NYPD: whiny little bitches who cry about carrying a few chairs. Also: I’ve seen NYPD, and I cannot stress this enough, they do not exercise.

The long-serving strongman leader of Serbia, Aleksandar Vucic, has conceded defeat in an election that pitted him and his right-wing party against a diverse student-led opposition movement that spent two years protesting his government.

Citizen Kane Between My Legs

Seven Samurai Between My Legs

This type of messaging really worked out for Dems in 2024. Keep going, buddy.

Death Becomes Her Between My Legs

Elizabeth Holmes is not the face of motherhood for incarcerated women. Jazmin Valentine wailed in agony for 6 hours in labor while staff and nurses LAUGHED at her. She had to resort to sliding her amniotic sac under her cell door to prove she was in labor.

From the mouths of babes…

I think she’d be better than the last two lying idiots.

Uh oh. I’m always exposed to that shit (because patients)

It’s just one of my favorite songs from childhood. I used to sing it to my 8th grade girlfriend all the time.

Ms Mayer initially said “my daughter who?” Then walked around the room muttering to herself that she has a daughter. Called several numbers in her phone saved as “baby sit girl” and “au pair u” when she finally located her daughter whom she described as a young female child

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

… I mean, when the horse is right, the horse is really right.

I get this, too. In fact people will assume I was born here, while asking my wife, who was born in Long Beach, where she’s “from” or her “nationality.” Describing the process by which I got here—separated from family, guest visa, claimed asylum, overstayed visa, naturalized—they shut the fuck up.

Hey, girl. I would do so many things to your vagina, but never these 9 things.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

RIP

In recovery I remember there used to be the concept of the “end up”. Like “well, we ended up at Jimmy’s house & he had coke.” How did you “end up” there? “End ups” are used to shirk responsibility. You made the decision. You took the drive. Israel wants us to believe they just ended up there

Homie, what happened before October 7? Decades of Israeli occupation, murder, blockade, starvation, violence, imprisonment. Is Hamas worse? By what metric? Hamas did not kill tens of thousands of Israelis. It didn’t destroy hospitals, schools, didn’t level cities, didn’t starve children.

Blatant racism against A THREE YEAR OLD. A FUCKING THREE YEAR OLD CHILD. Where was this? Fuck these cops. Fuck these bitchmade Klan cunts. Slow crime day? You pieces of shit.

Whaaat is the deal with those protestors. They’re not testors and they don’t pro.

I get that this is vitriol, this is that German word about being happy at the expense of your enemy’s misfortune, but I still don’t think we should celebrate the process of ICE deportation. We can beat his ICE-lovin’ ass on American soil.

Incredible that bigots even have the time and bandwidth to be concerned with trans women in women’s sports. Bitch, you have to figure out how to justify to yourself that Trump loves men’s ass and thighs and how it’s good that he’s losing in Iran.

a green new deal president and they redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe

It’s like the Bolsonaro voters are seeing how good this worked out in America and they want a piece of the action. Ms Frank was wrong about people; they’re mostly garbage

Guys, should I start wearing a hanky around my neck like William H.? It looks cool as hell.

This explains Mr Cohen’s resurrection of what is essentially a black face character for laughs and profit. This is how this racist buffoon thinks.

Women be learning.