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Yeah I'm a comedian. Most of my material is in the replies to The Onion posts, you've probably seen it.

If it's still below 20°F by March 8th I'm not setting my clocks forward. Spring forward my ass.

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

What do we think the collective response would be if Mayor Mamdani announced that the city would be taking efforts to drastically reduce the amount of advertising in Times Square?

I'm automatically skeptical towards any recipe that tells me to cook on medium-high heat. Fucking commit, you son of a bitch.

God bless us, everyone. Even the radical leftists.

If you want your Thing to be taken seriously, you can always write a check for ten thousand US dollars to Werner Herzog

I love it when I can tell there's shit going on out there on the Internet but somehow the details haven't actually reached me. Makes me feel like I don't have a doom scrolling problem.

Charlie is ONLY 8 but she looks like a grizzled veteran. Imagine what she'll look like at 27.

Didn't see the aurora on our trip to Iceland, but LUCKILY...it's cloudy as fuck here tonight.

Why play to win when instead you could play for the opportunity to maybe win a year from now?

Hats: they're on your head

Nobody likes an I-told-you-so, gang, but I gotta reiterate: Fascism is not a deviation from capitalism, it is a consequence of capitalism The failure of liberalism to stop fascism is not an unforeseen accident under capitalism, it is a necessary and inevitable feature of capitalism

this is your reminder that the owners of the New York Times, during the Holocaust, openly admitted they didn't consider themselves the same as the Jews being annihilated by the Nazis, nor did they consider covering the Holocaust an important story

SCHATZ: “.. I will oppose unanimous consent. I will vote no. I will do maximal delays until this is resolved.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Members of Congress going into the US Agency for International Development!

We are here today to shine a light on the crime that is unfolding before our eyes and support our tremendous civil servants at U.S. AID. Follow live on C-SPAN here: www.c-span.org/event/news-c...

Indivisible is urging people to visit their senators' local offices between now and Thursday to demand that they use every tool—including denying a quorum and blocking unanimous consent—to fight the confirmation of Project 2025 architect Russell Vought for head of OMB docs.google.com/document/d/1...

So many have not learned them at all.

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

That's fucking depressing...

Lots of clarity today

Lubalin's Pale Blue Dot has been on repeat for the past few days. I really want this song to blow up, it does good things for me. youtu.be/yPMwdCR5atc?...

3-hr series recap video: skimmed Read-through of the Mistborn trilogy: paused My free time for the next month: claimed Wind and Truth: begun!

You should throw out your black plastic cooking utensils and replace them with wood because the plastic increases your risk of cancer and because the wood makes you feel like a medieval peasant shakily scooping the last of the stone soup, wondering how your family will survive the winter.

We always know when it's dinner time

"If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail." Speak on that 🤔 www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...

Charlie didn't appreciate me trying to capture a picture of her blissful expression while I was scratching her butt

Gonna be thinking about this any time a talking head or politician describes something as a "national security threat." The Myth of American Idealism, by Noam Chomsky and Nathan J. Robinson

Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic