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nice bench in this one

hey uhhhh qifrey. whatcha got there

no

If you really want to give people a scare, you might have to go as dang GAS PRICES this year!

fight club where the protagonist is a bloke: guyler durden

flight club: skyler durden

menswear fight club: tie-ler durden

underwater fight club: tyler squirtin

Revere Massachusetts fight club: squire durden

medieval fight club: squire durden

how come trans people only seem to go from one boring gender to another? try being original for once. maybe bulk up and get hairy like some sort of gorilla, go for more gender neutral clothing (think space suit here), perhaps with a short range tesla cannon and shield bubble to counter aoe slop

welsh guys be like: Im going to cwm. is that anything

Halloween gets its name from "all hallows' eve", a Christian appropriation of the pagan harvest festival, the chief god of which was a big gorilla that could talk and had a lightning cannon and could deploy a dome shield to deter attacks temporarily for himself and allies

they should make an edging robot

❤️ Hallam, NE We felt so much love yesterday when we announced RURAL INDEXING: A COLLECTION OF AMERICAN BUILDINGS, SIGNS, AND SYMBOLS!!! Thank you for all the kind words and support. We're super excited for everyone to see the book.

Twin Peaks: Pete Martell.

boxd.it/XB7M

Dumb!!

You’re doing great. Have a great Tuesday

$10 bounty

Umbasa.

Post Office Mechanicsburg, IL

next stop Danvers

this, but unironically

If you are trans and you need cheap help moving on the east coast, especially if it's away from someone scary, send me a message.

the last time a recruiter ever contacted me on linkedin they asked if i wanted to work in a fast pace environment with frequent opportunities to gain responsibilities. i said absolutely not that sounds like a nightmare. they did not respond

I’m… so sorry… I was possessed

might fuck around and delete the rest of my socials, get a roladex and a bunch of stationery

:)

psot

test post

alright cya later gotta figure out how to log in so I can make and post a post to my blue sky account

no way I'm gonna be able to post a post on Blue sky today I'm locked out

if you're reading this I've lost my ability to post on bluesky I'm logged out

can't make posts

blue sky logged me out i can't post

I'm not going anywhere. Heh heh heh.

Twin Peaks: Cooper goes to sleep.

based ball

Brice Turang ties it up with an opposite-field homer against Tarik Skubal

i don't give a damn anymore. 500 pounds of nutritional yeast. whatever.

phone nunber

✋️

oh you know the party is getting started when this class act gets that shit spinning

but whence my deductible if not out of mine pocket? wherefore lies the distinction? health insurance is extortion

you can klarna Wilson's meal

yes