The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon

i'm going to say this about almost every issue but when i say 'this is the best funland yet' i do mean it

guess who cracked the top five !!!

brad bradford is the name of someone who would send strong bad an email

he’s gunna punch such a hole in that drywall tonight

wow this rocks lmao

let’s never do that again

so that’s one good thing

i don't know what it says about toronto but it's funny that this guy only got in trouble once he moved to LA www.indiewire.com/news/breakin...

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In the last few weeks i've been bombarded with emails from people who have minor tech support problems. ChatGPT is telling them to email me, writing their emails, and compiling "evidence packets" after convincing them they have stumbled on a major story: www.404media.co/chatgpt-keep...

in the miso a very well written, extremely nasty book. imagined the tourist sounding like woody harrelson to reach that finish line.

about to do something incredibly out of character and go to the gym in the morning. this is no longer 'the tell' that i've been replaced by a pod.

whaaaat the hell

bolsonaro swallowing butterflies and monkey wrenches to stay out of jail

Jair Bolsonaro has been admitted to hospital again

can you imagine how many dipshits just lost an inheritance on polymarket

@oliviachow have you considered wearing a fun hat

Google's Finnish Data Centers Were Already In Trouble Over Deforestation, Then The Wolves Came https://kotaku.com/googles-finnish-data-centers-were-already-in-trouble-over-deforestation-then-the-wolves-came-2000749401

i may never touch the anime derby horse girl game but my mission in the dork space is encouraging local scenes to retake fandom for themselves so ultimately this is The Shit I Like To See

boo! ha ha just kidding

ELITISTS will say it's uncultured to buy an $80 steak at the same place you purchase a replacement toilet but real salt of the earth Americans know Restoration Hardware is where precious memories happen

has any non-drawn person ever had this much of a lock on pictures you see in posts

my posts account for 2/3rds of 'kelly reichardt' being mentioned on kotaku dot com

“yeah make it look like she was just rescued from a cave”

Hilarious and easily avoided fumble from Asha Sharma. It’s especially funny that this comes right after all those weirdly sycophantic pieces fawning over her as a genius business leader.

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at the very least xbox's recurring failures is making MY job easier

lmaoooo

we at xbox are coming to terms with the AI-fueled hardware crunch, which we helped create, failing to meet profit margins, that we made up, declining software sales, because we're self-cannibalizing our games specifically, and also everyone hates us which, believe it or not, also our fault

everything's FINE

armond uses 'chicanery' so often it almost loses all meaning. should shift gears into 'hanky panky.'

Crime is down. Toronto is objectively a safe place. Why does Bradford want us scared? www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

This is just insanity. One of the best studios to ever do it, with a big-budget immersive sim based on a major Marvel property ALMOST FINISHED, and nobody wants to release it!? The big business side of this industry has gone completely mad.

I pronounce H3H3 like ‘hee hee’ and Hunter X Hunter like ‘Hunter straight edge Hunter’

no heaven

vincent price meets sindel

The world agrees: the next Bond should be played by Joe Pera

apparently the workout i did yesterday is called ‘orange theory’ and it’s good but it also feels like day camp for middle aged people

this is anti wood gnome propaganda

still encountering folks who haven’t played this one and i have to stress that it is clever to the point of stupidity