Zach Mack

Interior designer: "And so when we install the half screen on the shower instead of a full cover, you want the water to..." Any European, nodding aggressively in agreement: "Cover every square inch of the bathroom floor. Absolutely."

In Ireland for like, 8 hours and I’m already making new friends

Horney on main

I know for a fact that it’s exclusively Pavement

And I plan to conquer Europe

Spirits writer friends are probably already aware of this, but let it be known: Mariah Carey has an Irish cream line, and I’m lowkey obsessed with it.

Sometimes I walk down the pasta aisle just to feel something

Maybe it’s just me, but I have a hard time believing Massachusetts would let a place like Widow’s Bay exist (assuming it must be Maine)

Ok, this is what I get for saying “we should go to the beach!” out loud an hour ago.

Happy Canada Dayyyyyyyy-ehhhhhhhh!

You’re texting me? I’m here, an American, celebrating a historic Canadian win and you’re sending me messages?

We need to bring back kitchen TVs

“Tim Knuckles? Tim Holes?” - my wife in Toronto for the first time trying to remember the name for Tim Horton’s donut holes, TimBits

You ever find yourself deeply relating to a truck in Somerset?

I know this means nothing to pretty much everyone on here, but if you’re a bar owner in NYC, this is like Christmas x10

The guy in the background in a Turnstile shirt, oh my god

Every day feels like such a bummer lately, and then a massive crowd shows up to your bar to watch something this awe inspiring all together. Had no idea how badly I needed this.

Sitting here on a Thursday night in 2026 *desperately* trying to convince my wife that this one Real Housewife of Rhode Island owns a serval

Or me, after 3.5 Sierra Nevadas in Tahoe just trying to get back to my hotel room from the parking lot literally one week ago

It literally always works

Tompkins Square Park is something truly special right now

It is -14 degrees in Finland today, fam. Fahrenheit!

I couldn’t possibly be more in Finland right now

Here's a great read about Mack and the Peoples story, written by my pal John Harry: www.goodbeerhunting.com/blog/2020/7/...

Also: going to the hospital

Filing copy from a lunch counter in Flatiron with a tuna melt in one hand feels like a pinnacle New York media moment, FYI!

We used to live in a society

More and more people are saying this!

Who can we complain to about Taxi TV showing Newsmax?

You think you're managing the holiday insanity well until you walk into a bodega and hear something called "Santa, Check Your DMs" playing. And you start spiraling, hard, just before "Santa Left Me On Read" comes on next.

Having a European Michelin starred chef as a business partner ensures at least one fantastic holiday party per year

If you don’t make turkey pho with leftovers, did Thanksgiving even happen?

Seriously jingle horse we are super fucking late

Hahaha ah! Well. 19 year old Zach might disagree, but nevertheless!

Wife is getting weepy when I play “Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” and I wasn’t expecting this!

Trains are literally amazing

There is good television, there is fantastic television, and then there is the Always Sunny “dinner rehearsal” episode.

More like LOVE!

Haha ok so just joking but like what’s Trent Reznor’s regimen

Anita Baker playing in the Lyft ride over to the last minute Nine Inch Nails show I just bought tickets to on a balmy September night

The boys chat is blowing up this morning for salmorejo season. You absolutely love to see it!

One of the easiest ways to tell someone hasn’t lived in NYC very long is if they assume September is when hoodie season starts

There is a 70% chance I’m about to spill 16 quarts of sauerkraut in my car while trying to navigate the FDR. And it’s not even the weirdest thing that’s happened to me today!

The trend of SEO-able recipe names needs to end yesterday. I’m officially giving everyone permission to invent titles: No more “lemony, dilly, Greeky chicken.” Now it’s “Chateau Cosmo Grillade.” It’s “Charles River Surprise.” Pull your head out of your asses and let’s go!

Opening weekend for Inception with a packed house during the previews, a trailer comes on for a movie with people trapped in an elevator. Room is quiet enough to hear a pin drop, it looks good and suddenly: “From M. Night Shyamalan” bleeds on screen. *Every* single person in the theater groaned.