Rose 🌹

serious post: hey im extremely poor these days as few people in my community have the money to retain my legal services and fewer general population want to hire a trans lawyer, i would definitely appreciate any help so i can keep offering my services as low cost or free as possible <3

its kinda unreal william Shatner is still alive

Can we normalize deepthroating?

JACKED UP

The ungodly noise I made upon seeing this picture of Kris Statlander

LETS FUKKEN GO

same old sorry ass rams???

MIKU ESTÁ COM LULA!! BORA LULA!!

just think about how different the world would be if Cameron Diaz was Sonya Blade in the first mortal kombat movie as planned

sometimes I feel like the only person in the world that finds smoking something aesthetically negative

low stakes superpowers that would make life so much better: an alert that stops you before you take the bite of food that will make you feel like you over ate.

im glad I live a life where a comedian never makes a documentary and lives in my house so that millions of people see how badly I mix eggs

browers

my partner and I saw you across the bar and...

ruling that a hit is some crazy work

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

honestly if elected president my first act would be to start an endowment for the arts of drawing titties. I just think that theres nothing more vital in this world

my libido has completely and utterly shut off in the last month and its freaking me out

okay but surely they knew what they were doing here

an Applebee's coming to town changed everything somehow lol

dont know if I can ever forgive dwayne wade for being an incredible father to a trans child. few players I hated more when he played and now I have no choice but to stan

definitely would do sexual favors for someone to bring me some saltines rn

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

abusing my boymoding status to take big shits in the men's room

why does my tummy hurt every day says girl who chugs a redbull and has so so much tomato based food

I think im gonna treat myself to hotdog

CLAUDIO MURDERS EVERYONE

hangman no this is exactly how you get your house burned down

the right angle cat

my brain is buzzing trying to come up with what a Nathan fielder Werner Herzog collab would look like or be

lesbians that weren't at my house last night missed out

pretty hot protocol

the knicks' ring ceremony was cool. i think marriage should be between two people but at the end of the day it's not really about what i think

every address you’ve lived at is a yahoo address

I do have clothes on

well thats not good

watchu thinkin

You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.

biggest tragedies: dressing really slutty for the club, then deciding it was too slutty, kick it down several notches, then show up at the club seeing everyone exactly as slutty as i had originally planned