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I feel safer already 😐

Shitler WISHES he had that eyebrow

That eyebrow. OMG, I'm sorry that I'm reacting to his physical features, but I just can't trust anyone who does the one eyebrow thing to try and look cool.

I’ll sleep snugly tonight knowing this guy has a handle on things.

😂😂😂😂

Wow, he looks like a turd. 😑

I bet he smells like he uses a crop duster to spray on his Axe body spray and says “I gotchu fam” a lot.

Looks like someone that still wears a diaper (which would makes sense, his boss does so too)... Unqualified Shitler all over this administration, half the staff are Fox News bootlickers....🤦🤦🤦 (how low do they go?.....answer: they have no bottom).

I'm sure gardener, grocery clerk, and living with mom has prepared him for this moment.

What can we infer from the Andy Kaufman mask?

Nobody punched him yet? Why?

Every time I see this smug face all I want to know is why he thought trying to uplift his left eyebrow would somehow make him appear smart and competent and not like a smarty-pants kid?

You think?

That's because he is. They all are.

That’s what I thought

He can use his lego set to build blockades.

What could go wrong?

Yup. Maybe you shouldn't have been cheerleading a strike on Iran and taunting him into doing it?!

America is screwed ! 🤦‍♀️

That eyebrow makes his face even more punchable.

Who is this? A friend of Barron’s?

Every time I see that photo I think of John Belushi.

Has his balls even dropped yet?

They hired him from Piggly Wiggly

I feel safe under his eye brow.

Cringe AF vibes aside based on that photo… if he’s not old enough to run for president then he shouldn’t be old enough to run a department like that. He has no experience at all.

Does anyone really believe he is anything but a stooge on the payroll that Trump will just make decisions around, and blame when shit goes bad

Yeah... I'll be staying at home for the foreseeable future. No need to leave my house.

They think Epstein Island was fine. They think grabbing women by the pussy is fine. They think stealing from cancer charities for children is fine. I can go all day.

We are a third world country

To me it looks like it’s trying to say “Make my day” but is failing miserably.

Where have I seen this guy before… 🤔

Just another big hole in the dam.

Adding "ineptoism" to my lexiconic arsenal

We should all sleep better at night knowing this "kid" can manage lawns and raise one eyebrow while wearing a suit. Oh wait... he's defending our country...

It's cool.

Meritocracy at its finest!

The Gardener.

Inspecteur Clouseau

shady biz right there

The douche vibes are strong with this one.

God help us!

We're F'd

Counterterrorism at it’s best. I feel so safe

Trump’s meritocracy 🙄

it's all a troll to these ppl. lots of fucking around and i suspect bc of that we're all gonna find out sooner than later

Fucking nightmare

Well, that’s it then.

Pedi stache alert! He looks like the bad guy in any cartoon.

Pro Publica reports Thomas Fugate... On Instagram, Fugate traced his political awakening to nine years ago, when as a 13-year-old “in a generation deprived of hope, opportunity, and happiness, I saw in one man the capacity for real and lasting change: Donald Trump.”

It almost seems intentional

We’re fucked 🤦‍♀️

Did you Photoshop his eyebrow? 😉🤨🤥

Flat top from Dick Tracy

I didn't Miller had a kid.

🙏 - but it won’t be enough.

Holy Hell

I’ve never felt this safe. Never. And I’m a “duck and cover” kid

What in the hell are we going to do or what CAN we do?

In opposite world, this makes sense.

The onion's satire now consists of stories about Universal Healthcare laws being passed

What a joke!

Go back to something more befitting, like ultimate frisbee.

Are there any adults left in the room? He looks like a cartoon villain

If he is in Trump’s cabinet no worries he has no powers to make any decisions. That’s Trump’s job.

A basement boy. Just like Vance.

No words. None.

He looks like his jock is too tight!

Is this, this guy’s high school graduation picture? He’s obviously trying to raise his eyebrow like he’s Dr. Evil! No one past high school would pull a ridiculous, childish prank like that! Good thing this guy is in charge of isle 6 cleanups… what? He’s the head of terrorism prevention? No way FFS!

We’re screwed! Humming Taps.

Needs to go in front of a committee and answer questions we know he can't answer. The country needs to see this.

Hopefully Iran will focus their revenge on Republicans.

I thought he was in charge of the ‘parade’.

He reminds me of a villain in a Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon.

Makes you feel real safe. Does he even have to shave every day? Likely not. Just a kid.

WTF is with the Snidely Whiplash eyebrow?

I'll sleep better at night knowing a seasoned professional like this is guiding the anti-terror efforts! Maybe the preppers have the right idea. 🤯

America will reap what its social media-blinded, soft, Krispy Kremed Costco Walmarted “voters” desired and voted for. Soft, dumb, secure, over-entertained and trivial, welcome to another decade or two of terrorist bloodlust, from the enemies foreign and domestic

I KNOW, OH LORD,FUCKIN ACE VENTURA MF

An idiot.

How are we caught in this Mad Magazine universe?

God help us!!

Where's his Trump head pin? Maybe by now he has one.

What's he gonna do, cry at them?

Right . Useful . 😕

we are screwed

With him, Tulsi Gabbard and Whiskey Pete I feel so safe now

What could possibly go wrong?

Y'all feel safe yet?

Temu Fonzie.

Huh? 🤪....Whaaaat? 🥴... What are his qualifications?... Grocery Clerk, Gardener?!... YIKES!... Welcome to America! 😳🤢🫣

God help us

That eyebrow is incel terrorism at it's most absurd.

OMG

He couldn’t prevent a domestic response, if his prom date slapped him !! I don’t believe taco cares if any Americans die, domestically or abroad, only wealth,power and admiration …

Hasn’t even matured enough to look like he could grow a beard. Lol

The blue steel look will keep everyone safe

😂🤣

*snicker

😂🤣😂

Flat Top was far more experienced, credible and capable than this WEI poster boy. (Trump and Co have replaced progressive DEI programs with regressive WEI hires - White, Entitled and Incompetent).

Yeah, minus the Tracy.

Omg exactly!

Resting douche face?

They met at a KKK rally. He didn't mind having orange lips.

He isn't old enough to be a doctor, so maybe Cadet Evil?

Even he looks skeptical about his appointment

They’re going to need a new National Security person.

He looks like he's about to shove a stick of kryptonite up Superman's ass.

Only the best.