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'Melania'.

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Melania: the early years

I liked the part where she morbed in and melania'd everybody.

She is a heartless, soulless, vapid creature who is solely fixated on her own external beauty while utterly lacking anything substantial under the “wrapping”. Everything about her a fiction, a brand, a repugnant fantasy. /2

It’s Schrödinger’s Crap.

Using Heisenberg's logic... as I observe his Principle, it should change so that it doesn't have the same meaning or understanding as it did.. since all is perception.. what is really changed is Heisenberg's observations.. meaning he change by observing.. not the other way around.. Ogre's Principle

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😂🤣😂🤣 I had the unforunate experience of seeing a commercial for it, even that sucked.

Is that how you thought this was going to go?

C'est Berkeley qui est à l'origine de cette vérité. Pour que les choses existes, elle doivent être observés et oui ça prend plusieurs Univers pour raisonner des quantistes qui pensent qu'il y en a juste un. ;)

That’s not what it says though.

Another excellent reason not to buy a ticket.

There’s always not admitting to watching it.

Should make those Ass Hats see it once a week.

There's always hope that the sequel(s) will be better.

Movie is such an obvious pathetic attempt to make more money for Il Deuce and the 2-dollar whore of Moscow Case in point....

Also doesn't help it is coming out the same time as Markiplier's movie "Iron Lung"

Hmm, that suggests to me that by observing it, you would necessarily improve it, unless someone had already observed it before you.

But if nobody watches it, isn't Melania (the movie) more an allegory for Schrodinger's cat? If nobody watches it, isn't the movie simultaneously dead and alive? Heisenberg applies more if someone watches it. 👍😎😂

Quantum electric effects dictate that her light shall continue to be hidden under a number of large bushels.

Becaise Melania bombed?

Hysterical! This deserves more attention than it's getting.

You guys have no idea how funny these comments are being high.

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Nice

Modern times.

Even the r lol.

Yes I got carried away and missed out the t Thanks

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle always sounds like we really really dont understand this, but if we did, what we said wouldn't be logical or reasonable or make any sense whatsoever.

Yes, but... nobody is observing it.

That was a pathetic attempt to pretend she wasn’t trafficked

I wish the inverse was true and by not seeing it, it just goes away.

They're going to have to bring back the Midnight Movies and package it with something, which brings up infinite possibilities. Our go-to guy for this would obviously be John Waters. Maybe if you saw Desperate Living 1st & then turned whatever her slop is into audience participation & threw toast?

Analogous: as long as you don‘t watch Melania, she is dead and alive.

OMG! WTF IS THIS DUMBASS WHORE TALKING ABOUT?

So, Melania is in a superposition of bad movie and big bribe?

In your thoughts at least

It joins the trump steak and trump water, and everything that a trump does in the trash...

precisimondo

Please tell me you people aren't paying to hate-watch this shit. PLEASE tell me y'all ain't giving them money.

I see what you did there

I feel like he's a barrel of sewage into which has been added a spoonful of radioactive waste.

This explain yesterday's headline perfectly. "Melania Trump Says Barron, 19, Still Needs Full-Time Supervision"

Out of all the first lady's we've had, this is the one that Amazon decided was worthy of a documentary? She has done NOTHING for the people and I seriously doubt her intelligence by her choice of partner! I think everyone deserves to know exactly what the back deal is with this "vanity project ".

The uncertainty principle sets a minimum threshold for the accuracy of knowing the values of two observables, like position and momentum or (slightly controversially) energy and time…

That principle is not correct. The part about Melania belongs in a different theorem (Zonnebloem's Chaos Values dd 1947).

Only something really small.

Nice try but Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle does not state that by observing something you change it…

Melania will always be who she was before Epstein and Donald.

A funny misinterpretation of the principle. 😂

I see you; I wave. No see. Is particle. #melanija #bestgenius Movie art by #memestream

But you'd have to observe it to not improve it. In the immortal words of Bartleby, the scrivener, "I prefer not to."

yes, if one thing is certain according to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle it is that Melania cannot be improved.

PROTEST IDEA: 1. Find out what theaters near you are showing the Melania documentary. 2. Pick a theater at which to protest. 3. Prevent viewers from leaving the movie.

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release her epstein tapes

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE!! DON'T BOTHER VOTING IN NOVEMBER BECAUSE ALL BALLOTS WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONFISCATED BY NAZIS AND THEN BURNED!!!! IF YOU STILL CAN, TRY TO LEAVE AND GO TO CANADA OR NEW ZEALAND!!

That is not at all stated by Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle. The idea of any form of telekinesis is not in any way shape or form science

Let’s make sure

Let's not apply science out of its context. This is how we get pseudoscience like eugenics and racism. Melanie is a whore. The movie would have gotten its money worth had she just read some of Epstein's files.

Full & stop.

No, that's the Observer Effect, not the Uncertainty Principle. Inaccurate jokes aren't funny.

omg lol

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Watched it last night on Pornhub. It made me wish I was gay.

Hmmm. Back when I studied physics, Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle was all about the difficulty inherent in simultaneously measuring the position and velocity of a particle. Goodness, how things apparently have changed in 50 years!

As propagandists go, Ratner does not compare, but I guess everyone needs a star to aim for.

Whoever told her this was a good idea clearly can’t read a room or hasn’t exited the MAGA Lago crypt for a bit. I look forward to the trouncing.

I am a 4 time grandfather own a business were they phones ring all day long with one problem after another my home is being remodeled and my wife and I are living in the house with hammers banging and worked going in and out constantly so I bought a ticket to Melania so I could be alone.

When I saw the poster, I gut reaction said pretty loudly “Eeww, what in the Nazi propaganda bullshit?!” Then said “Fucking Orange County!”because I thought those people were there of their own volition. Later when my movie let out I saw a bunch of those same people going to the bathroom…

And now I need an aspirin to dull the headache I got from trying to understand all of that. 😵‍💫

Why aren’t they showing Melania on airplanes? Everybody would walk out.

Former CNN host Don Lemon was taken into federal custody in Los Angeles on Jan. 29–30, 2026 by federal agents we’re doing his job. Seriously, wtf’ “We the People”? This is an example even if you can’t take your right away, he could impede your ability to exercise it. Make reps act then vote them

Made 4 morons

The Melania uncertainty principle pertains to where she lives. Where does she live?

Someone did it for you, best come back to like this.

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I can understand Amazon paying the $40 million bribe of course but how somebody didn't stop this train wreck from going to public release is a testament to what happens when you surround yourself with nothing but yes men.

Exactly. It's perfection in its native form so viewing it would only compromise its divinity.

"Only death can cure the hunchback" -- old Russian Proverb

If we pretended to really like it and insist on more remakes than police academy, we could really cut down on Amazon's employee numbers

Well, a sound requires a receiver, so I guess in the same way, nothing ever happens unless it is observed or detected. Does awareness of something change it? It's fate may certainly be changed but moonrocks weren't cheese until we grabbed one.

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Is watching it physically burn prohibited?

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BAHAHAHAHA 🤣💯 I understand that there were Craig’s List ads posted in major US cities to pay people to go and see it! They offered $50/person but you had to stay until the (bitter) end! So only the MAGATS would only be doing that!

youtu.be/JBUs7P2kIAs?... Make fuck Get Green @starflake02.bsky.social 🔜🔄💌❤️‍🔥🌜🌛

Are they doing it to the star of the movie?

I wish!