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When dad told you he had a big surprise trip for the whole family and you thought you were going to Disneyland, not Dairy Queen.

I can't believe that turd is our Secretary of State. It's an insult to Thomas Jefferson! He's why I left Florida.

This probably still happens to Rubio.

when you look up spineless coward in the dictionary

I’m just a boy who watched way too many rated R movies at home growing up

I hate the mf’er But that made me actually laugh out loud.

I too, have been constipated at work, surrounded by idiots.

Watching his 2028 chances go up in flames.

Shameful. This picture must be shared everywhere. How can an adult man tolerate this? Anyone with selfrespect would resign immediately. Shame. Forever.

It kind of looks like Rubio is trying to melt himself into the chair cushions.

sad to say that today we proved that he truly is "L'il Marco."

Holy crap, talk about trying to tuck your head into your chest.

while wearing your big brother's suit

Poor “liddle Marco”. Publicly humiliated on the world stage. These bootlickers deserve every ounce of what is coming to them.

The “Little Marco” nickname is so correct. What a small man. In every way.

I‘m old enough to remember this:

“Marco, go wait in the car!”

I’d be creeped out too if I had to sit on a sexy, sexy couch next to Vance.

I can only hope rubio is sleepless and has acid reflux.

Jfc I somehow watched boogie nights with my mom.

well played

I can believe that happened

What a wiener

Poor Little Marco. He’s wondering how being aligned with Russia will play back home.

If I don’t move, I’ll be invisible.

Never go full Rubio

What a weak cuck.

When you’re rethinking your life choices.

Lol props

Then he says this…

I used to wonder how the public in Nazi Germany saw atrocities and either supported that conduct or stood by and said nothing. I don't wonder anymore.

First time I LOL’d all day. Or maybe in days. Thank you 😂😅

Then the cuck goes on social media and does cuck stuff

When you just came to the realization that your whole life has been a fraud

You were too kind in the alt 🧐

Kudos to him though - it's difficult to be castrated twice. And by the same guy, too.

Greasy little invertebrate.

Has anybody told the Secretary of State that this will be his mess to cleanup?

"mushy part" we used to say haha

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah he ain’t beating the spineless allegations sitting slumped like that.

Hahaha. Been there, done that. (Leaving Las Vegas). 😳

That’s what you get when you sacrifice your convictions and dignity for power only to become a parrot.

Nah, lil Marco wrote a glowing tweet about trump when the meeting was over He is, as always, nothing but a dude with trumps cock in his mouth

I mean, this was even worse, because he was watching mom a dad masturbate while talking about having a threesome with leather daddy Putin.

When you’re sitting on a couch… and the person to your right… is a couch-fvcker😳

He needs a sip of water.

I wonder if he's thinking "Why did I give up my Senate seat for this crap??

I think about this song when I see the dufus this country elected. He's King Midas in reverse, and everything he touches, dies. youtu.be/bzB7nqh-O5g

Exactly!!! Couldn't put my finger on it

Marco was looking at JDs tight pants.

I hope Marco Rubio decides to off himself. I would tell his family at his funeral that it was the best contribution he made to the world and I would be objectively correct.

What a fucking pole turtle....

Couch diplomacy

Andy, you hit that one out of the park—not unlike Juan Soto, the famous New York Mets outfielder

The couch in this setting just seems strange. Every time there's an event like this with press and aids standing in circle around powerful people sitting in chairs - the guys on the couch just seem so out of place.

Or you just realized Vance was sitting in that spot before you… 🙃

And the scene is from his parent's sex tape.

Little Marco fell in line When did republicans stop being Americans?

Nailed it 😂

This is a man who fully understands how far he has sunk.

how can I dissolve my bones and be absorbed into this couch

Well allot of Batista loyalists were fine with an authoritarian as long it was their authoritarian.

Rubio really wondering if that Devil's bargain for power was worthwhile.

never a bad idea. could start with an 'easy' one like crimson tide

That’s the right journey with real art.

At least a couple

The moment the last shard of his soul fled.

Is he wearing a suite with inflatable shoulders.

Little Marco seems a little porky in this photo, is he stress eating?

The look of a man incredibly dejected that his balls are in a jar on the counter. And worse, he's been told his primary responsibility is to dust the jar twice a day and keep the glass spanking clear.

Rubio needs to put a shock collar on Vance to keep him from saying stupid during meetings where people’s lives depend on the success of it

Rubio = gusano

When you don’t have a spine you collapse on yourself.

That’s a coward in over his head…