Miss Cami

A President with no brain, a Congress with no spine, and a Court with no teeth. Welcome to MAGAmerica.

Remember when Trump ordered the federal government to end remote work arrangements? Another “Do as I say” edict from the emperor, but only for we peasants. This hypocritical bs needs to end. I think they’re underestimating our anger. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/08/...

A new enforcer for the Trump regime. Blanche will be there to ensure the midterms are sabotaged. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Short version: Get ready America. I’m about to fuck with the midterms.

By morning, Trump will be actively trying to deport Balogun.

Trump’s Green Energy Plan

Rolling out the Reflecting Pool’s new treatment plan.

Dipshit Donnie just publicly thanked Putin on the world stage. You cannot make this up.

This G7 address is off the rails. The only “Marbles” are the ones bouncing around in his addled brain.

Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! 🍸

Under his eye. 😡 www.cnn.com/2026/05/01/p...

So the guy clutching pearls about “hateful rhetoric” is the same one weaponizing the government to harass, intimidate, and arrest anyone he labels an enemy. Spare me the hypocrisy sermon, Pedo Preacher.

Happy Market Manipulation Monday, everyone!

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Maybe he is a king, because it’s been a royal fuckup from the start.

The Art of the Ordeal. 😡 www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

I was told on Wednesday, in a rambling, incoherent, slurred speech, that we decimated Iran’s military capabilities: Iran’s navy is gone, their air force is in ruins, and we’ve achieved victories like nobody’s ever seen before, thanks to Operation Epic Fuckup.

MAGA on the deficit: A dire emergency when it comes to helping ordinary people, but magically irrelevant when it’s $1.5 trillion for the military or another round of tax cuts for billionaires. Funny how that works.

This is like they took all of his rambles about the war from the past month and had Claude load them in the prompter.

Maybe we need to start wearing blue hats that say MAGA: Make America’s Gas Affordable. www.axios.com/2026/03/12/g...

Higher grocery prices, rising unemployment, gas skyrocketing, a senseless war, Epstein coverups, U.S. citizens gunned down by their own government… This is the MAGA record. This is what happens when a cult puts a psychopath in the White House.

If you own a red MAGA hat I expect you to be on the front lines of this cluster fuck of a war if Don puts boots on the ground in Iran. You voted for this no more new wars president. EVERY LAST ONE YOU!!

When the testimony backfires, roll out the shock and awe. Still “winning,” MAGA?

I’m staying up until he awards Erika Kirk the Best Actress award.

Until he’s out of office, this should be renamed the STFU address.

Spoiler alert: ICE lied. Again. www.cnn.com/2026/02/15/u...

The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen. “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

That halftime show was so freaking great, and a delightful fuck you to racist and homophobic assholes.

What a SPECTACULAR Half-Time Show! Wow.

Listening to that shitstain speak at the National Prayer Breakfast, wallowing in applause for his mocking hatred, only confirms my decision to walk away from organized religion in 2016. No regrets.

Listening to Holman on MSNOW … he’s just as bad as Bovino, just slightly better at temporarily hiding it. He clearly got orders from Shitler to sound tougher.

You know what? I’m 60 years old and have never been in trouble, but TBH, we should all be kicking out some taillights … including our elected reps. #prettigood

Wolf will be watching over sheep. Rest easy, everyone. 🙄

ICE is just ISIS spelled wrong.

George Zimmerman killed a boy armed with Skittles and iced tea, and they said “stand your ground.” Now, a man being beaten by more than half a dozen masked, armed men is supposed to “comply.” I fucking hate these people.

TACO got NATOed.

An unarmed mother is killed by ICE and smeared as a terrorist, while an insurrectionist’s family is paid $5 million. What comes next? Door-to-door MAGA loyalty checks at gunpoint? #cowardICE

Since it’s all about oil, maybe Barron’s boots should be on the ground.

So the peace-loving, dementia-acing, pedophile-distracting stable genius is now bombing Venezuela. Happy New Year, courtesy of MAGA.

I watched the Rob Reiner special on CNN tonight and feel a deep grief for what we’ve lost, collectively, as decent humans. In 2026, I hope we can find the strength and character to uphold the ideals he stood for. May his spirit guide us.

he’s like a wind-up toy and you don’t know when it’s just gonna stop and fall on the floor

Anyone playing a drinking game is already dead.

So Mike Johnson broke his word on the “deal” Democrats accepted to end the shutdown. I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

How many times do Trump and his Republicans need to lie to us before Senate Democrats stop believing them? Handshake deals don’t cut it in Trump’s Post-Truth America. Democratic Party leadership is failing. This is precisely why I will not vote for Chuck Schumer to continue to serve as leader.

How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.

I guess we commoners will just get sick and die while they enjoy premium healthcare on OUR dime. I hope they all have their spines examined, right after they locate their brains.

Coward pussy ass bitches.