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Who wants to tell him that “natural hair” isn’t what he thinks it is? I guarantee he’s imagining perfectly highlighted and blended extensions, styled in barrel curls and he thinks that’s what women’s hair looks like fresh out of bed in the morning.

IS it good news, though? 😂

> prevent off-spring from rebuckling knickerbockers below the knee! 🤣 👏

> Keeps her ankles covered.

Regards those suffragettes as irredeemably fallen women…

Love this haha.

The sneaky part is that the list treats her unpaid labor as proof of her value while making his contribution invisible. Compatibility isn't a woman passing an audition; it's two adults negotiating a life.

To those who lack critical thinking, homeschooling just looks like teaching kids addition and subtraction followed by storytime. Because they hate teachers, whose job is SO EASY, anyone could do it (though for some reason most people won't). 😑

"Hates comunists" Is this person existing in 1963?

THE IDEAL MAN Loves a woman for herself, not for how closely she approximates a check list

Ok I legit WOULD let Miss Piggy homeschool my kids for a year, just to see what they'd learn

Correction— like Beyonce, Piggy is a goddess too.

"hates communists" – this dude's a pisser!

Five baby goats would technically qualify as five kids.

I do have a friend who converted to Catholicism, who has (unless I missed any) nine children. Fortunately her husband got into computer programming in the 80s, so he could support them. I know for a fact that were it his choice, they would have used birth control.

Mine were more a list of whatever had annoyed me about the recent ex. "Does not play (specific computer game)" was a fairly frequent flier.

A lot of us did, but with luck, we grew out of it. There are probably young women in traditional families that fit his parameters, but he’d better have $$$ to support a big family.

Fine! Let him stick to finding her. So he stays single and will never have kids.

How many ways are there to say that he wants a child-rearing machine?

This is not natural beauty, my dude.

Why do they always want women to have 5+ kids? It’s not like the men will play any role in parenting them. The woman could just claim to have a child and the dude would never know and be satisfied

I was dumb enough in high school to write down what my ideal woman would be like. Even back then, at my most immature levels, my list wasn't similar. In fact, I listed "purple hair," which no one naturally has and "reads the bible" didn't make the list anywhere.

Or her armpits?

Oh please. They all, to a man, would walk right by a woman who looked like that on their way to harass a woman who's all done up & wearing form-fitting clothing. They just want her to be "modest" AFTER they've trapped her so they don't have to worry about putting effort into keeping her happy.

He sounds like a perfect self-inflicted incel. Except it's not involuntary; he's doing it to himself. Volcel?

I have doubts that this idiot can afford a non working wife and 5 kids.

The ideal woman seems to be a catholic nun? Dresses modestly, goes to church, reads the bible, natural hair, natural beauty, only women friends... They seem to meet all but 3 items listed?

THIS IS GREAT!!!! We know the assignment. We can keep these chuds at arms length while they search for a mythical Disposable SlaveWife. Carry on while I put some purple streaks in my hair and avoid church.

They can't be trusted with the responsibility. I've seen too many neglected, abused dogs kept by men😑

Nope. Give him a robot, not sencient, at most. He'll inflict pain in anyone who's near his control.

…religious incels man

> WILL LET ME USE HER ID TO LOG-ON TO ADULT SITES

What the everlasting fuck is this Handmaid's Tale bullshit?

Exactly. He'd push them out of the way to hit on an Insta model made up like a Kardashian. I bet he replies to p0rnbots demanding to know why they don't respond.

D'OH! I must have been fibro fogging to have missed that.

So true!! They did not understand those shows at all, especially the Sopranos. My MAGA family could not grasp that Tony could be the main character and a likable family man and still not be a good guy.

For some unknown reason, our local access channel runs Charade every night at 11. One suspects Reggie could never really trust any government dude with bazillion aliases even after marriage. 😉 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charade...

One of the many many many things to love about Mad Men was the difference between reality and the All-American Family bushwah Don and crew were pumping. Oddly enough, my dad _loved_ being a suburban father because he grew up Depression-poor. It was like paradise to him.❤️😂

Close, fantasy basement at his mom's house 🤨

“Natural Hair” meanwhile the picture is a blond with obvious roots.

Once someone makes you have only "female" friends, he shows his true colours. Bear please.

Ewwww

Now I simply must know which movie the scene you described is from.

Eheheh. So did the Greatest Generation... 😈 christliteratureculture.wordpress.com/2013/10/16/a...

He probably doesn't look at women who dress "modestly" . He needs to have a job that allows her to do all that stuff. Also, it is obvious he wants her wearing a skirt like that so he can lift it whenever he wants.

Him: Describes 50s trad wife Also him: Only wants to play playstation 5, hates doing yardwork, has no clue how to re-mount a door that isn't hung properly, and doesn't make enough money to support a household, absolutely could not be 50s trad husband.

I tick two: I love to cook, and have natural hair. Although something tells me he would not like my vegan cooking, or my wild and unkempt hair!