Your friendly neighborhood Eli

Itches get scritches

#StarTrek #WalterKoenig

I am suddenly very confused about what people mean when they say "where the sun don't shine."

Bluesky has one kind of user

I wish I could point to a spot where A.R. is exaggerating. I really do.

Facts

nobody out-cheesecakes the factory

Favorite film in haiku: "Find my son's wine cup" Puts together rag-tag group Comicly falls quest

Ruin a song by adding 'I guess' to its title I Will Always Love You, I Guess

do you like moss? are you a fan of tiny mushrooms? well have i got a photo for you

In another forum people were once debating what the first line of this song is. (I'm paraphrasing) Literally Boy George himself: It's "Desert loving in your eyes all the way" Guy: Nah, I don't think so. Boy George: I'm the guy who wrote and sang it. I think I'd know. Guy: Agree to disagree, bro.

in the united states nudity on television has to be censored unless the nudity is committing violence

To Airbnb is human...

Stay safe in the storm, everyone. And remember: it’s Austen like Jane, not Austin like Steve. Genteel but incisively damaging rather than bionically bludgeoning.

Whenever a Somali person is involved in a crime, "Somali" is the lead in the story. When a Somali man is a hero, the news media says "Good Samaritan," "bystander," or "Minnesota man." Heaven forbid anything gets in the way of the news media's narrative. kstp.com/kstp-news/to...

Ruin a song by adding " In my pants" It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year In My Pants

Ruin a song by adding “In My Pants” to the title. Look What You've Done To Me In My Pants

THEY ARE FEEDING SACRIFICES TO BLUCIFER

Keep Owen in Halloween!

Teddy C, continuing the long GOP tradition of scaremonger accusations that, if elected, Dems will do things that A) Dem voters are begging for, and B) the party-appoved Dems who get elected will never even confuse m consider, let alone do.

i firmly believe in rewarding yourself with small, tangible treats (a nice spice mix! a good smelling tea! a comfy throw blanket!) for any achievements including continuing to be alive for another day

How does one pick from everything before 2000? It's tricky.

I disvowel vrthng

Are you a word nerd? Allow me to recommend stuff Jess writes (or says, on YouTube's Words Unraveled with @robwords.com).

Is there any photo cooler than this?

And that’s when I asked myself … DID that email find me well?

A League of Their Own Penny Marshall is criminally underrated as a director.

My reaction to nearly everything now

Drop some PUNCHES 👊🏻

Please repost this far and wide, as certain groups utterly fail to understand...

Listen, I live by one simple rule - if 1985 Grace Slick wants me to carry 45 pounds stoically, I don't ask questions.

If the only time you say "I want to stay out of politics" is when the Republicans are deeply unpopular and are on the wrong side of polling, you're already engaging in politics.

Do you disavow the Callahan brotherhood?

I don’t even remember how movies used to show that someone was a douche before you could just have them vape once.

Why would you worry about what people think of you? Have you met people?

Tommy thought he was going to a campaign event. In fact, he was taken to school instead.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat", then post a picture of a boat you like. (I assume I'll like this boat, anyway. Check back in 3 hours & I'll confirm.)

I'm pretty sure that's Brady Feigl and Brady Feigl. IYKYK

Listen to Jeri. Vote! Fun fact: You don't have to vote in every race on your ballot if you're not familiar with them all. It's perfectly OK for you to vote in... IDK, let's say 5 of 8.