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Tells you who's in charge.

What? Do the have a safe word too?

Elon owns him.

Hahaha. Didn't think that through should be this administration's motto.

So he’s basically running aMusk…amuck.

Does Muskrat have the nuclear codes yet?

No clue what he's doing

Says the guy who is not in charge.

EOs are like the crayons and coloring sheets they hand out at restaurants to keep your kid from hollering while you’re waiting for your food.

That's what his family did with old man Trump when his mind was gone. They'd put him at a desk with pens and paper and let him pretend like he was still running the business.

Might be a good case for an elder abuse claim. Free Donald! /s

Touching things without consent seems to be a common trait they have.

…I guess even Melania isn’t off limits. Only Ivanka is “do not touch - she’s mine” territory.

So big balls is one of the smart people going in?

I want see that ignorant dotard draw an analog clock.

No, because a lack of brains and a jar of ketamine don't communicate that well.

He has no power over Musk. We really do not know what is happening beyond the fact that Musk is on record saying if you control the computers you control the government.

Gets tongue tied=very crooked people. Projection at its finest again folks!!

This is what Elon’s campaign donations bought.

I think that about sums up the whole Trump administration

This is what ppl who only watch right wing media see. All word salad and blank stares edited out. Not my normal thoughts-we need to start charging ppl for stipidity.

I would love to hear a reporter ask the traitor tRump. “Are you stupid or something?”

That's so reassuring.

He is a sociopathic liar. Self-serving. No empathy. No guilt. Zero accountability.

Has our so called president said anything about: Rent, housing, groceries, energy, no tax on tips, no tax on overtime?

What did they discuss in the past months, hookers & BigMac????

Compliance talk: No one can identify Fraud, waste and Abuse by accessing systems, you must do a thorough investigation over a period of time. They are looking to see total $$ to cut without understanding laws and consequences. This is an all out piss on our privacy parade 🖕🏽

'He can't touch the ear I cut...i meant the ear that got shot, anything else is fine. Oh you meant the government, he can go nuts there'

The Epstein files and Melania

Can nobody put us out of our collective global misery with this motherfucker?! (Sorry, not sorry.)

Touch? He certainly allows him below-the-waist access.

True leadership! (?)

So the conversation goes like this. If you pay me a lot of money you can gain access to all the sensitive information that you want. Can I bring some minions with me who have connections to Russia. Yes, if they have nazi tendencies. That's the little discussion they had.

And why would you? It's not like you're the president or anything.

Seriously, why do I keep seeing the media continuing to act like this is all legal and not asking why people are not being thrown in jail?

So if the children don’t like the way you act when answer a question - you’re fired??? What the hell answer is that?

That answer is not even an artful dodge.

If we had a real country, a bunch of people would just grab him and haul him away

So he literally told Elon to break into these facilities This is so corrupt and illegal Congress decides funding not a president

Not looking for their help. I’m prepared to fight for my freedom. Just wish those mfers would live up to the standards of journalists of the past.

#CONGRESSISDEATH He is already a Dictator. Let’s work on a solution to this to preserve the Republic Democracy before is gone soon. I’ll give it less than 5 months. ACTION NOW!!

My god. What a fool.

Have a gold star. ⭐️

Someone take him to the Mitch McConnell steps, please.

Love how all the questions reveal the national security risk while their chirons remind of the foreign enemy alliances. bsky.app/profile/atru...

What the actual fuck!!!!

FFOUSA is going to throw (f)elon under the bus.Can see it coming bcuz of all the blowback and lawsuits.He’s going to claim (f)elon went rogue and he(ffousa) had NOTHING to do with (f)elon’s hiring of kids or with their gathering data.Today’s Time cover could be straw that breaks camel’s back🤔🤔

What a jacka$$. He gives him the keys but not discuss the extent of his authority and ground rules. How’s he going to measure success?

What???? He is dismantling the government, you’re the President and he doesn’t tell what he doing??? Who is really in charge then?

He is a signature-robot for the Musk Administration.

Can we get some “nasty” questions from these reporters please? You know the type of questions where we call out the lies he’s repeatedly told? Questions that are petty and prompt him to reply angrily? Where are the “nasty” reporters at? Let’s make this circus interesting.

I'm heartbroken for our country.

Transparency?

Probably just the methamphetamines

This is “open”?????

“ please don’t touch Elon’s pee pee, that’s all mine” said Trump

Did he sound tongue tied to anyone else before saying, "if anyone gets tongue tied, they know they're crooked or don't know what they're doing"?

Haha what a joke!

Well, I guess the Time cover was accurate.

Psychopath PERIOD

So he just confirmed that Elon Musk is in fact our president.

Because he neither understands nor cares.

[REDACTED] Simply [REDACTED]

"I don't know what he's doing. Why would I know?"

“He doesn’t talk when we cuddle anymore”

🙄😒🙄😒🙄🤮🤢😡

Sounds like our Nuclear Codes are up for grabs too?

Musk can't touch anything that Trump is stealing.

How about Melania? Oh fuck her Musk's reply: "Not even with your dick"

Silence. Then “that is what we are being told”. “He is being lied to. And if he accepts just their word he is beyond naive”. “Why not allow Musk to be subpoenaed? Silence. What about DOE? Severe cuts that will severely impact programs your boss championed in November? I’m calling EVERY. DAMNED. DAY.

Fucking Moron. This is why I don’t watch or listen to anything he says. It always elicits this reaction.

OMG.

He has no idea what Musk will do next. He unleashed a monster on the American people, and he's afraid to cross him.

His Diaper is about the only thing Elon wouldnt be allowed to touch. But then again, if Elon wanted to, no doubt Trump would be all in..

Ooops, Trump slipped and said "military" then immediately pivoted.

He has no idea what is happening!

He's not telling him anything. Trump is just a figurehead. The federalist society is running this shit show

I mean why bother, eh?

Yeah, why bother!

Ideal

Can he touch YOUR DICK

I feel so much better now. Whew I thought we had an incompetent orange fuck as our “president” but nah..

Unreal

They haven't discussed anything. Musk bought free reign. He bought the country. From this moronic, fat, rapist piece of shit masquerading as an American president.

Not even Melania is off limits. Pretty sure he'd offer up Ivanka, if Elon asked.

🤬

No oversight for a billionaire that is high on Ketamine trenching through all of our personal information. What the fuck could go wrong?

Not even Ivanka.

Also, this is why they're against remote work. They don't even know what their coworkers are doing in-person.

Vice President Trump is being a good little lap dog, while President Musk reshapes the government in the way that suits him best.

Melania, Ivanka, Tiffany...

Trump has no idea what he’s doing

This post and the chyron at the same time. 😱

Open to who? Only those in ur administration ASSO

Trump is Elon's and putin's bitch #pino

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere” . . . So begins this classic Beginner Book by Dr. Seuss.

He *claimed* to be dictating where Elon's going. That should've been followed up on.

The press should just keep hammering Trump with questions about what Musk is doing. As soon as he feels the light moving off him the infighting will start.

If only I were a real magician! If I had a Hammer!

I will give a reporter $100 to say "President Musk" to him

WTF? Seriously,it seems that everyday it's just another WTF is he doing today.

Monster

“We’re a government, we have to be completely open.” I almost peed my pants.

Talks about being open yet shuts down various websites. Pretty sure they're trying to erase and destroy data of the frauds that they've been doing over the years and then they'll come after their enemies. Dictators is how I describe them.

Yes

Remember they asked Team Kasich to do this first time?

You mean vote rigging?

EXACTLY 💯 🎯

That’s what I think …..

Two things can be true at once.

Trump is an oligarch groupie. He's finally found oligarchs who pretend to like him and he hopes he'll get to be one of them someday. It's really just his Daddy Worship at work.

“We haven’t discussed much.”What a complete joke. Here Elon, take the keys. Do whatever the fuck you and your Hitler youth want to do. It’s anarchy.

The big, beautiful infrastructure plan will be coming out shortly. Too many Voters in this country are just not serious.